Mr The Refridgerator, My Kitchen
Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML
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