Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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meowmafia98 8
You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?
uoeno_fml 20
I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway
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cherrypies123 3
What an ass
Shavings 3
5destroyer35 20
Well said. I agree completely.
falcon1987 10
Monopoly.... Good way to find out how your lover would react if he were to really go bankrupt... Technically he did... I assume you dumped the bastard, right?
pfquid 10
that ******...
Sionnach 10
How do those Parker Brothers live with themselves?
falcon1987 10
Monopoly was hasbro.
Sionnach 10
Originally published by Parker Brothers, which later became a subsidiary of Hasbro.
denwing82 4
Please tell us what you did next... Are they even humans?
azyjazy713 11
That's one of those moments when you are totally justified in hitting/flipping the whole board. I hope u took that opportunity. Sry ur bf is a bad b/f, bad liar, and a bad loser.
S4N 5
Get some wine (preferably claret) & spill it all over his white carpet, then go to your "friend's" house & do the same. Oh & leave their refrigerators open so their food goes bad. Those are just some ideas..
Huddisher 10
Someone is a little competitive.
blayzie420 7
send them to jail for 3 turns..