Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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meowmafia98 8
You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?
uoeno_fml 20
I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway
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NodakN8V 25
That escalated quickly
Tessa_11 19
Omg im sooo sorry. What a terrible boyfriend and bestfriend! I feel really bad now. Sorry OP..
Dman131 10
Is it just me or does monopoly bring out the worst in people?
NatalieOntheTram 11
I'm really disgusted by the sheer amount of FML's in which a best friend sleeps with a boy/girlfriend. That is so ****** up. Find a best friend and boyfriend who actually care about and respect you.
evolute72113 9
That's what women get for taking all of a man's hard earned cash
8born8 18
Pfft. Praytell, where exactly did "the mans' hard earned cash" come from? The dole office? And are you saying that, because OP (or any other female for that matter!) spent the blokes cash, it gives him the right to **** OPs best friend? How is this justified? Seriously need to re-assess your shit there mate.
5destroyer35 20
I think he meant she took his monopoly money, bankrupting him and causing the outburst.
jjjust_bbbecause 7
ha
vandeele 8
Wow. Some ******* friend you have. And I woulda beat the shit outta him because he's am asshole for cheating on you and he's a ******* douche for getting that upset over a ******* board game.
al122397 13
Monopoly: ruining relationships since it was created
linchan 6
He's moronic :| She's a hypocrite :| morons+hypocrites= a big no no >_>
linchan 6
She is a traitor as well -.- so the new Equation is, a moron+a hypocrite+a traitor= ahellova big No No!