Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my best friend I was breaking up with my girlfriend of 3 years. He thought it would be funny to tell her I was going to propose to her that night. She showed up telling me how much she loves me and that when we get married how great it will be. FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 6 years. She said no. Why? She's already married. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend by knocking on her door and kneeling in front of it. I forgot that her door opens outwards. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of four years. She took the opportunity to tell me that she's pregnant. With my half-brother. FML
Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML
Today, my best friend got engaged to the guy she's been seeing for five years. He also happens to be the man I've been in love with for eight. As she was giving me the details, she nonchalantly gave me her reason for accepting the proposal: "Why the hell not, there's always divorce." FML
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mcdgaf 14
You dodged a bullet there bro.
Dave_Davington 34
So, did she say yes?
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Comments (24)
mcdgaf 14
You dodged a bullet there bro.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
More like walked right into it...
sassy666 16
Run !!
Dave_Davington 34
So, did she say yes?
mrlucky22 18
I bet she said "yes" over and over.
Eddie Nakamura 6
you don't deserve to marry a cheater... you dodged a bullet. find someone worth it
LebanonBaby 26
Thank Goodness you caught her now than later on!
Donut_Wizard 23
Maybe she was just practicing.
RichardPencil 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
What an awful way to find out! You ought to return the ring and use that cash to take door-knocking lessons. That way, if the next girl cheats on you, you won’t know about it and you can propose to her. Problem solved!
Lobby_Bee 18
The things people say when they get caught red handed. SMH
thatslifeiguess7 16
And watch she will turn it arround so you are at fault. Tell Shaggy sister bye
JasonThorn 23
My response would have been, "What I should have done was BRING MY SHOTGUN. Hope he was worth it." And then walk right back out again.
Sinshine 28
Gladly, OP is sane, though.