Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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meowmafia98 8
You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?
uoeno_fml 20
I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway
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Comments (195)
Skatergirl129 2
Damn really yea that suck
phatdaddy62 23
There's a button for that.
8born8 18
You've said that already.
Mynamewontfi 40
Pretty sure you won. Why? Because now you know the truth and don't have to waste anymore of your time on these assholes.
RedPillSucks 33
Exactly my thoughts. Wish I could thumb this up more than once.
Dark_Stream 29
Now that you know he's a sore loser and can't control his mean mouth, you can dump him and look for someone with a bit more maturity. You can tell your best friend she can have him all to herself now, if she really wants him, now that he's shown his true colours.
ZomBgal 12
Good ridanceto that for a couple of reasons. First, obviously he's a cheating douchebag. Second, I know we all get upset at Monopoly, but who gets SO pissed at a board game that they'll instantly confess to disgraceful shit when they lose?
sunnyray812 42
What the **** is wrong with your (I hope) ex and your "best friend?" I'm sorry you had to deal with it, OP, but those are the kind of people you need to get rid of. You may care for them, but they obviously don't consider your feelings since they both stabbed you in the back. You need true friends and a faithful man. I wish you luck on finding good people, OP.
Jemm_fml 29
I don't know why this seems so much like an episode from Seinfeld. Brilliant!
misUnderstood23 9
I don't see that
perdix 31
She did say "please." I guess she didn't have a "Get out of jail free" card to play, or a Twix to eat.
Jasmeent11 15
What a *****! Ditch both of those bitches, they aren't worth it.
perdix 31
Sounds like they are tied at one win apiece. Maybe they ought to do Rock, Paper, Scissors to break the tie. The OP could will by bashing the bitch's skull in with a rock, plunging a scissors in her boyfriend's heart, wrapping both of their corpses in paper and setting them on fire.
Sports_guy3 28
Overboard.
ThatNinjaBoy 9
Well I don't think the game actually tore you guys apart because he obviously did before you guys started playing the game. If anything, the game taught you that your boyfriend is a cheater.
perdix 31
Also, that if he cheats at Monopoly, he's a really shitty cheater!