Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, I attended my first game night with my girlfriend’s family. They play for cash and deal cards like trained magicians. By the end I was up by £400 and they were all mad at me. I seriously think they were so busy cheating each other that I won by default. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML
Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 Monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Are they American? If so, start them off with a 16 trillion dollar debt.
buck33 14
No. The European union isn't actually real, it is simply a coverup of Russia's world domination plan. Russia secretly owns all of those countries and forced them together to make an economic powerhouse, which will then form with Russia, which has been under the radar. Once Russia is the biggest, most powerful country, they will contact the aliens that built the Egyptian pyramids and ask them for their advanced technology. To resist, the North and South American countries, with USA as their leader, will form the American Union. Then there will be a nuclear war between all of the continents, resulting in the melting of Antarctica. Australians, however, converted the whole continent if Australia into a space ship and they leave to mars. Most of the world will be flooded, except for the highest mountains, the Himalayas. The only survivors will be the Sherpas. Then, from the Bermuda Triangle, there will be a special nuclear toxin causing the bodies in the water to become swimming zombies. The Sherpas will be safe from these zombies because of their cold environment. After the zombies die off, the Sherpas will evolve to become fish-humans. They will build an underwater Atlantis, and in there they will survive the worlds next ice age. Today's society will be forgotten by then. Then the world returns to the way it was, and Panem is born. Thus, the Hunger Games. So who cares about money?
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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Are they American? If so, start them off with a 16 trillion dollar debt.
0RedPenguin0 8
I'd guess they're European; if my money symbols are right, that's a Euro
failbeast 3
Greece is in Europe...
0RedPenguin0 8
Yup. They aren't American, otherwise they'd be playing in dollars, not euros
ICastillo 25
France is in Europe.
Carmstro 13
The FML says they're from France.
weatherxveins 29
That doesn't make it totally impossible that at least one of the friends is of American origin. People move and travel a lot.
SpikyG 3
Are they French? Get a tank and drive down to Paris. They will surrender in les then a minute.
buck33 14
No. The European union isn't actually real, it is simply a coverup of Russia's world domination plan. Russia secretly owns all of those countries and forced them together to make an economic powerhouse, which will then form with Russia, which has been under the radar. Once Russia is the biggest, most powerful country, they will contact the aliens that built the Egyptian pyramids and ask them for their advanced technology. To resist, the North and South American countries, with USA as their leader, will form the American Union. Then there will be a nuclear war between all of the continents, resulting in the melting of Antarctica. Australians, however, converted the whole continent if Australia into a space ship and they leave to mars. Most of the world will be flooded, except for the highest mountains, the Himalayas. The only survivors will be the Sherpas. Then, from the Bermuda Triangle, there will be a special nuclear toxin causing the bodies in the water to become swimming zombies. The Sherpas will be safe from these zombies because of their cold environment. After the zombies die off, the Sherpas will evolve to become fish-humans. They will build an underwater Atlantis, and in there they will survive the worlds next ice age. Today's society will be forgotten by then. Then the world returns to the way it was, and Panem is born. Thus, the Hunger Games. So who cares about money?
GracesDelirium 9
41- What the actual ****? Why would you tell them about the master plan?!
buck33 14
42 - The world needs to know the truth!
Kiyda 11
Remember to raise it 1 million every minute of gameplay.
SpikyG 3
41 - you forgot to add when France starts crying in front of aliens begging then not to hit Paris. French people in 1940s. German's bitches.
qwtf 14
41- genius
DictatorDom 5
You, sir, have made my day
superpoptart 24
41 - I thoroughly enjoyed that. Thank you :)
ManicGypsy 22
I was so going to say that!
kthxbie 10
Very good.
77777771 12
Why did everyone want them to be American so bad?
Thegingerninja 5
Yes it is
cognauticcreix 9
Proportionally according to the IMF greeces debt is 160% of their gdp while the US owes 103%. Also i dunno about greece but a huge (about half i believe) amount of the US's debt is owed from one gov bureaucracy to another
nh97103 9
My thoughts exactly. Thanks, Obama.
WickedFan 12
41-I pray to all that is holy that you have a good imagination and aren't f*cking crazy.
zach205 24
41- best responce I've ever heard, I'd give you many thumbs up of I could
dubiousduke 4
There is knocking on the door there is the Russian symbol on the door. Should I be worried
CamBam97 7
Lol im from America, funny shitxDD
CamBam97 7
Bro, too high for this shit
thatsorylan 13
Wtf that's genius
failbeast 3
That's really racist of them. But still funny.
COOL__Coal 12
This has nothing to do with racial discrimination. Especially because Greece is not a race.
Bright_Lights 14
Thankyou! Hate it when people jump on the 'racist' card when talking about nationalities. People are so quick to try and be PC. Not saying what the friends did was right, but obviously it was in jest and no ill harm was meant.
Carmstro 13
28, are you kidding? All the kids nowadays want to be Macs. (yes I know you meant politically correct)
chellyX92 8
#2, personally even if it could be racial, it wouldn't be funny.
Isandri 29
this is not racism, Greece is the only ueropean country that has recently failed to deliver proper fiscal and monetary policy:P but it's a funny joke anyway :)
Sulphuric_Glue 16
It's not racism, it's lightheartedly mocking the country of Greece and its national stereotype. All countries have negative national stereotypes. The French are the cheese-eating surrender monkeys. Us British are the tea-drinking imperialists. Americans are fat patriots who hate Muslims. Somalians are pirates. Greeks are people selling dodgy kebabs out of a van who have loads of debt.
oh_merde 11
Wtf I saw this same exact thing (in French) on VDM a few weeks (or months) ago. Smh. At least be original.
MichellinMan 20
This is why I don't play monopoly anymore. It's starts war between friends.
Carmstro 13
Statistics show that 1 in 8 friendships end over fights during Monopoly.
lilhellian 27
This is why I don't play it.. Unless there's a good reward.. If ya know what I mean...
SirBreaksalot 9
Want to start a war between friends? Play risk.
CyborgBanana 12
Nah, Monopoly is a game based purely on luck. So arguments shouldn't be happening. ... Chess on the other hand...
lilhellian 27
Chess... Fitting game considering your pic >.>
happyllama12 5
33- statistics also show that 85% of statistics are made up...(:
gio4467 7
I accidently disliked this comment. I completely agree tho. I lost my friendships to monopoly :(
MichellinMan 20
110- that would mean that your statistic is also more than likely made up.
BadApple88 29
You need new friends
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
For a joke? Jesus. That's a bit shallow.
BulldogHoops 14
*6 trips* 6's friend: "Haha, get up, loser." 6: "HEY! Some friend you are! I want a friend who's there through thick and thin! Get the **** out of my life!"
KiddNYC1O 22
6- Do you have a boring life?
Brandi_Faith 34
#30- I was actually giggling out loud at that comment. There was a very good visual description going on there! Thanks for the giggle. Well done.
ThatsMyPie 20
I'm glad that your friends have good, high brow humor.
FMLTuna 6
That's hilarious lol. They should have given you special cards too like "the angry citizens have burned down your most expensive state you elitist pig".
deadlydeadd 2
Killed it...
weatherxveins 29
Someone should create political monopoly where everyone starts the game in the financial state of their country of origin. Sounds just ridiculous and offensive enough to be a bestseller.
Harpy20 24
Such PIIGS!
gmc_blossom 21
15- That would really suck for those of us who live in the United States.
FMLTuna 6
14 fite me 1v1 i swear ill wrek u i swear on my mum's life and i know u are scard
Tidus0 17
I'm in Australia. Hahaha
laden_swallow09 35
No, 72, YOU killed it.
cradle6 13
For OP, since they're all European, and part of the EU, they all get to share in horrible debt! At least Germany is there to sorta counterbalance!
Andrew910 5
Malakas
Thegingerninja 5
Hahaha..
Mads_1234 28
Kommati skata.
xZoeAmethystx 12
That's your cue to set an example for your homeland and bounce back!
olpally 33
Monopoly is some serious shit. Do not pass go do not collect $200! Lol.
newbiehere99 6
Actually, since its Greece, it would be: "Do not pass go, do not collect €152.81"