Today, I was playing Monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I won a game of Monopoly against my girlfriend. She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, and mowing down my mailbox driving away. FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my extended family. When my wife came home, she kicked me out of the game, and took all my money and property. When I said she couldn't do that, she said, "Sure I can. It's called divorce." Everyone laughed. Now I'm bored as hell, watching everyone else play. FML
Today, I came home to my fiancé and his mates playing Monopoly naked in our backyard. FML
Today, I played a game of Monopoly with my friends. Since I'm of Greek origin, they thought it would be funny to make me start with a €100,000 debt. FML
Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML
Today, I learned that when you have a banker and rental property manager for a dad, and a recently graduated business major for a boyfriend, the absolute worst thing you can do at family dinner night is suggest playing Monopoly. It was four hours of carnage I don’t think I can recover from FML
Today, I was playing Monopoly with my kids. It was fun, and led to some mock fights. My neighbor, who despises me for being a single mother, used it as an excuse to call the cops on me for "abusing" my kids. They were too confused to do anything but nod at the officer's accusing questions. FML
Today, after playing numerous games of poker against my friend, and him telling me that I'm the best poker player he's ever met, I went out and played for real money. I got totally destroyed, lost all of my money, and was laughed out of the building. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, my best friend of 10 years told me she had slept with a man who had a girlfriend. I told her that it wasn't that bad. She then informed me that it was my boyfriend. FML
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meowmafia98 8
You do mean ex boyfriend right? And ex best friend?
uoeno_fml 20
I'd rather have sand dumped in my driveway
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Comments (195)
abbybailey204 19
Wow, they need to grow up a little. Actually, it sounds like he already did
Kranksinnige 11
Monopoly ripping apart lives since 1933.
Epikouros 32
Well, the point of the original game was to show that capitalism ruins lives...
si3g3master 1
yeah...imagine how boring a communist version of monopoly would be~ well except that the 'go to jail' card would be 'let the KGB come and take you to serbian gulag for indefinite time-period ' card.
scottyspot 11
Sounds like they already got the hotel...
ss521 12
That game tears families and friendships apart.
pandasrule4life 6
You need to dump sand in their driveway and brankrupt all of them like 10 times in a row
KushCrushin89 10
Yeah, totally even after that. /sarcasm/
chocolatefrog28 29
Monopoly ruins lives, seriously.
layners 8
Proof that Monopoly ruins lives.
awkwardloveannie 28
did you need proof there's money involved
olpally 33
Punch him in the dick and her in the throat. Assholes.
MidnaLink 35
Ban them from the premises!
awkwardloveannie 28
well he's a sore loser