Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I came back home to find that my house had been robbed, one week after my neighbors. I was walking around my neighborhood to see if anything was suspicious, and discovered that my neighbors had put up a sign, reading: "Rob the neighbors, THEY don't have a security system." FML
Today, my parents left early in the morning to run some errands, and I thought it would be nice to shovel our rather large driveway for them while they were out. An hour later, they returned from the store with a snow blower. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
Today, I came home to find my home had been broken into. Nothing was taken, but all the drains were plugged and the water left blasting on high, with a note that said “enjoy the mess”. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML
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Tripartita 45
That's why I keep my shovel locked away in a safe this time of year. Then I just shovel with important documents, family heirlooms, jewels, or bags of cash with dollar signs on the side.
RichardPencil 32
Wouldn't they have had to shovel your driveway to make their getaway?
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RichardPencil 32
Wouldn't they have had to shovel your driveway to make their getaway?
chirstinap325 23
I feel like someone was doing you a favor, at first, other than ransacking your house trying to find a shovel.... Perhaps you should keep your shovel in a more accessible place?
sweetbliss3 37
huh?
pedinhuh 23
Such a nice gesture of them to shovel a path to your driveway for you, that has to be ground-breaking!
Tripartita 45
That's why I keep my shovel locked away in a safe this time of year. Then I just shovel with important documents, family heirlooms, jewels, or bags of cash with dollar signs on the side.
Kaylana_fml 31
Sounds like something neighbors would do, someone living within a short distance who can scope out your home and know when you're not there. You might do a little scoping yourself and see if there's anything suspicious that can be used to help the police investigate.
kaitlynjane 28
Now that's what we call dedication!
alvarny 17
you're in trouble if that shovel is found at the next crime scene