Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend announced he’s sleeping with someone else and he can’t take the distance anymore. I literally drive 12 hours to see him every weekend. I just took a week off to spend time up there with him. So basically he can’t go 5 regular days of the week without sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed the reason we haven’t been intimate in months is because he can’t get it up unless he is drunk. I’ve been refusing to get intimate when he’s drunk because it’s not enjoyable and mostly painful, but I still have needs. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
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Top comments
djurmel89 30
Wow that sounds horrible. Have you talked to him about it? I mean if he was sober at some point. If not, remember: Kids and drunks always tell the truth. But you might not like what you hear. FYL, OP. You deserve better.
kile25 17
Dam, Op talk to him about how you feel if that does not fix it,time to move on :(
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Comments (91)
TAntobella 14
OP, issue-alert there...
KxHoneyCombxP 24
7 weeks? maybe he is trying to drop a hint?
enxhi96 21
Wtf I love having sex with my boyfriend when he's drunk. He lasts longer ? you're obviously not doing something right.. Whether it's your approach towards everything or you're not understanding that he's not interested in you anymore.
Isa_fml 20
Or he's an alcoholic...
enxhi96 21
Then she should get him help or dump him... UHHHH. Why complain on FML... after the same shit everytime it becomes your fault too for putting up with it especially if its LDR Lol Wtf draw the line.
pjsr 33
That's what drunks do - trouble getting a boner and don't really care
Benderama 8
Dump his limp ass
searchr999 14
And yet you keep going back....hmmm
Zebediabolical 45
Is it possible that he's getting shitfaced drunk because he CAN'T get a boner?
leogachi 15
@57 That's a fair point. If he's drunk he can blame the alcohol, but he then has two problems instead of one.
alexthevaultgirl 13
Try getting real boyfriend.
messymessiah 11
Seven is way too many for that to happen! It's time to move on from that idiot.
jbrabander 16
Had to vote this one as deserved. If OP hasn't learned the lesson and gotten out of that relationship by now...