Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend announced he’s sleeping with someone else and he can’t take the distance anymore. I literally drive 12 hours to see him every weekend. I just took a week off to spend time up there with him. So basically he can’t go 5 regular days of the week without sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed the reason we haven’t been intimate in months is because he can’t get it up unless he is drunk. I’ve been refusing to get intimate when he’s drunk because it’s not enjoyable and mostly painful, but I still have needs. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
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Top comments
djurmel89 30
Wow that sounds horrible. Have you talked to him about it? I mean if he was sober at some point. If not, remember: Kids and drunks always tell the truth. But you might not like what you hear. FYL, OP. You deserve better.
kile25 17
Dam, Op talk to him about how you feel if that does not fix it,time to move on :(
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Comments (91)
Mr_Mole 24
That's at least 4 weekends too many you've put up with it.
leogachi 15
I feel like the length of the relationship and how much you care about him should determine your approach. Been together a long time and care a lot about him? Talk to him. If you're not willing to put in that effort then you're not invested in the relationship and you should end it.
jagott2 8
It sounds to me like the most likely explanation is the boyfriend is a bit thick and doesn't realize OP is interested. Just straddle him either naked or half naked and go from there. Should fix the issue.
snoopynicole2003 15
Time for a new boyfriend OP :(
Berber260 14
Your effort is remarkable. You need to talk about it.
uhohitslisa2 20
I think you might need to make a change, OP. Or at the very least you need to talk to him.
fired35 8
call me! lol
xGoldColossus 7
What's wrong with him? Those two should go hand in hand
atlien247 16
There's your sign!
GAeroNKissR 26
If yo man starts acting up, SWITCH and take his friend... (just kidding. It's a song. Forgive me...I'm tired)