Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend announced he’s sleeping with someone else and he can’t take the distance anymore. I literally drive 12 hours to see him every weekend. I just took a week off to spend time up there with him. So basically he can’t go 5 regular days of the week without sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed the reason we haven’t been intimate in months is because he can’t get it up unless he is drunk. I’ve been refusing to get intimate when he’s drunk because it’s not enjoyable and mostly painful, but I still have needs. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
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djurmel89 30
Wow that sounds horrible. Have you talked to him about it? I mean if he was sober at some point. If not, remember: Kids and drunks always tell the truth. But you might not like what you hear. FYL, OP. You deserve better.
kile25 17
Dam, Op talk to him about how you feel if that does not fix it,time to move on :(
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Comments (91)
TiffanyMaria 2
If he's not giving it to you on the weekends.. Several times in a row... He may be getting it elsewhere during the week, I would really rethink my relationship with him.
Unenunciable 14
Yeah I think if he really means something to you (which I'm assuming since otherwise, why would you still be putting up with this), give it a last effort in terms of having a serious conversation with him about how this is unacceptable to you, and don't visit him as regularly or make him visit you instead! It's drawing a line and giving him a chance to reevaluate. If he doesn't shape up it shows he doesn't value you the same way (respect, serious about the relationship etc.) and you can move on knowing in your heart you tried and he couldn't be bothered to make the effort.
AngelVampire 4
I'm pretty sure he's cheating on you
vintend0 8
One thing I don't get about this... If the roles were reversed and it was a women constantly drunk and and unable to have sex, the comments on here would range from ''it's rape if she's drunk'' to ''Maybe she has issues she needs to work out'' to ''sex isn't everything'' But because it's a woman moaning about a bloke it's all ''dump his cheating ass''. Double standards, huh? and I mean i wont say it's a YDI, OP but c'mon 7 weeks is a bit long to leave it without bringing it up (no pun intended)
heyLaddieHey 18
Um, no. If it was a woman, she would still be toeing the 'alcoholic' line because she gets drunk every single weekend. Tone down the persecution complex.
vintend0 8
no 'persecution complex' just stating the truth
Lalala579121 28
Unless you come from an alternate reality where this exact FML was posted with the genders reversed, you don't know it to be truth. Also there's more comments on this FML that suggest that he has issues and that OP should talk to him about it than suggest OP should break up with him.
thenetflox 4
That's a load of shit because it'd be the same ****** saying "sex is too important, dump herrr" what reality are you living in ?
DanielleinDC 34
If a guy wrote to complain that the last few times he visited his long-distance girlfriend she got shitfaced and didn't want to spent time with him, I'd say the same thing: Stop visiting her, as she clearly doesn't want you around. Some women greatly enjoy sex and some guys not so much. OP's boyfriend has issues that he needs to resolve. I don't know if it's that he wants to get drunk or that he has other issues and uses alcohol to mask them. But OP should put her foot down that he needs to do something about that if he wants her to keep visiting him.
mishwarner 14
FYL, then again, 7 times in a row? You have to learn at some point
aeryn97 17
time to find a new local boyfriend who enjoys sex ;)
heyLaddieHey 18
Er, if your boyfriend has gotten "shit faced drunk" for seven weeks in a row now, I think he (and you) has a problem...
penguinpinz 8
Keep it classy Indiana
LtBrenton 16
Perhaps somebody who's working out complex emotional issues, under stress or just plain...isn't that bothered about sex? Not wanting to **** everything in sight simply makes you not a stereotype... Flip the genders around for a better understanding of where I'm coming from.
allforfun 23
I've been down this road. It doesn't get any better. I'm sorry to hear