Today, I got up and left for work despite being really sick, because I had a big meeting. Halfway to work, in deadlocked traffic, my boss texts me to let me know he's rescheduling the meeting to tomorrow because of personal conflicts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to wake up at 4am because my boss set an important business meeting for first thing in the morning. After making sure everything was ready, I went to work. My boss ended up oversleeping and moved the meeting to tomorrow. FML
Today, I went into work early so I could get my work all done and leave on time, rather than staying back. The later shift starters had other ideas and called in sick. FML
Today, I woke up at 5:30 and made the half hour drive to work only to find out that it was my day off. After finally getting back home and into bed, my boss called, requesting that I come back to work since I was "already up". FML
Today, I was sick, so I went into work to see if I could get my shift covered, instead of just calling in. I ended up working an extra hour. FML
Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML
Today, despite having a stomach bug, I went into work, as my boss is overseas and had warned me not to take any sick leave until she returned. After 4 hours and vomiting twice, I left. She found out and sent me an email bitching me out for coming in sick. FML
Today, I called in sick to my job. I'm already on shaky ground there, but I was honestly sick. I happened to call in during the mandatory departmental meeting. Apparently, I was supposed to go in a half-hour early. I called in thirty minutes late, during a required meeting. FML
Today, I called out "for personal reasons" from work because I had to study for a major test that's taking place tomorrow. An hour later, my manager called to fire me for "not taking work seriously." I then got an email telling me that the test was being postponed. FML
Today, I had a really important meeting for my career. The guy I was supposed to be meeting was driving from across the state, and it was supposed to begin at noon. It's now 4. What if I leave and he shows up after having driven across the state? I don't dare move. FML
Today, I was running late for a meeting and wound up getting stuck in traffic, which started to stress me out to the point of road rage at no one in particular. When I finally arrived, the meeting had been cancelled. FML
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knibbsy 4
Personally shove your foot up his ass.
Natasha97 0
Why didn't you just call in to ask if you had to be there for sure? ._. Simple.
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Comments (72)
knibbsy 4
Personally shove your foot up his ass.
the_flirtt 0
haha that's why people bring guns to work and shoot up the place.
knibbsy 4
No, people bring guns because they're too big of a bitch to give a size 10 colonoscopy to their boss or coworkers.
Musk_fml 0
dude this is good. now you can go back home and actually get some rest.
EffinAhole 0
Even though it sucks you are stuck in traffic this is so much better than suffering through the day sick. Now u can call in sick, turn around and go back to bed.
ruby84 1
knibbsy, I don't believe you'd do that- your picture & personal information implies that you're a bragging pussy, so just shut it.
rndg 0
flyboykhi, just because the meeting is canceled doesn't mean he can skip work. At least now he can call in sick, though.
noobacabra 0
i just lost the game
Telinaa 0
Die in a hole. D:
dragonairsavedhy 0
ffffuuuuuuuu- why do you do this.
stephanie0613 0
FYL. Sorry op.
Phustercluck 11
Size 10, tiny feetsies.
MissErikaHart 0
well u kno what they say about guys with big feet, right??? they have a good understanding
Natasha97 0
Why didn't you just call in to ask if you had to be there for sure? ._. Simple.
nikkibeez 0
good point.... at least you showed initiative though.
FFML_314 12
Rear end someone. It will make you feel better.
FFML_314 12
Didn't you get enough of your anger out by assaulting me?
mrahhhhh 21
OP's a woman, so I hope she has a strap on before she tries that :p BTW I know you mean rear end as in hit a car. I'm just twisting your words around :/
Anaxes 5
Maybe she didn't mean that, maybe she's just a sexually perverted beast or a subtle attempt at feminism. Either way we should sacrifice her to our god. By that I mean you should sacrifice her to me, for I am Adonis.
FFML_314 12
No, that's quite alright.
Onlyatmvah 0
that's a sad story.... owell, sucks to be on your team
guessv_fml 6
kick hiss ass I agree
dragonairsavedhy 0
Lul sucks for you ;3
azzaj 0
Now, instead of going to work, you can go and buy me some food.
twinny_sc 13
YDI for texting and driving. Who the hell do you think you are?
FYLDeep 26
That's even worse. If she wasn't moving, then someone could have just walked up to her, pulled her out of the car, and kicked her ass for texting while driving.
TheTigerRoars 0
This isn't really a FML, things happen and change last minute. Of course it probably felt like the end of the world because you were sick but there's no need to post it on FML. That's just my opinion. -The Fluffs
TheTigerRoars 0
How did I get modded for that? All I said was this wasn't an FML. Shit happens. -.- I refuse to take back my opinion. -The Fluffs
AudaciouslyInsan 0
So you ban me. Way to go FML. You officially suck now. Great way to lose a member.
Freeze_fml 17
You're ******* annoying. -Stupid signature I put on each comment
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Don't care, idiot. You're ******* annoying commenting on everything you don't like just to be a dickwad because you have no way to control your real life so you try to make everyone feel like shit on here. Great job. Hope your life is finally complete. -Your freaking mom
AudaciouslyInsan 0
32, sorry. Just a TAD bit angry. ._. He messed with me at the wrong moment. -The Fluffs
Freeze_fml 17
Someone didn't learn their lesson.
FFML_314 12
Shut up. Seriously, you're not a great member. You're a waste.
AudaciouslyInsan 0
Yeah, obviously you didn't. I don't care how many times I have to be banned on this site, but I am tired of pricks like you. The world doesn't revolve around you. You don't get a say in what everyone likes. Don't tell me to shut up unless you can get everyone to agree. -The Fluffs
Freeze_fml 17
Interesting how you say the world doesn't revolve around me, but the moment you're banned you claim FML officially sucks. Please die. -Shut up already
AudaciouslyInsan 0
For one, I don't even give a damn about the made up tiger. For two, you have no right to call me anything without it pretty much being what you are. You're an attention ***** because you popped up saying 'I'm part of the solution', when you're not. Nice try though.
FFML_314 12
Is there a pencil anywhere nearby, 42?