Today, for the seventh weekend in a row, I left my weekly visit with my long-distance boyfriend unsatisfied. Seems he enjoys getting shit-faced drunk more than he enjoys getting a boner. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my long-distance boyfriend announced he’s sleeping with someone else and he can’t take the distance anymore. I literally drive 12 hours to see him every weekend. I just took a week off to spend time up there with him. So basically he can’t go 5 regular days of the week without sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed the reason we haven’t been intimate in months is because he can’t get it up unless he is drunk. I’ve been refusing to get intimate when he’s drunk because it’s not enjoyable and mostly painful, but I still have needs. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home, chugged a beer, and passed out in our bed without saying hello or goodnight to me. I've been on vacation for a week and was hoping to cuddle. But no, if I try to touch him, he hits me and growls. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend masturbating, again. Meanwhile we haven’t had sex in weeks. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML
Today, like every other day for the past two weeks, my husband was not in the mood for sex. He told me this while masturbating. FML
Today, my boyfriend got a raging boner while looking around at a gun store. He hasn't had any sexual interest in me in months. FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
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Top comments
djurmel89 30
Wow that sounds horrible. Have you talked to him about it? I mean if he was sober at some point. If not, remember: Kids and drunks always tell the truth. But you might not like what you hear. FYL, OP. You deserve better.
kile25 17
Dam, Op talk to him about how you feel if that does not fix it,time to move on :(
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MrsDruidess 23
I have, dude turned out to be gay. But he could just have someone on the side, because honestly what guy do you know that would turn down sex 7 weeks in a row?
katertott 44
No offense, but both of you need to get your priorities straight. It sounds like only one of you is taking the so-called relationship seriously. If he is choosing booze over you time after time, what is in it for you? Why stay? For his elusive boner? Are you only with him for sex? You're only hurting yourself by coming back and putting up with it. You're essentially rewarding his poor behavior with your attention/visits. The sooner you can move on from his behavior, the sooner you can be happy. If I was in your shoes, I'd have given him this ultimatum after the first or second instance of this foolishness: "Either make positive changes to benefit our relationship, or else I'll walk away." Now, he's already had 7 chances and has yet to do anything to help maintain a healthy relationship- which leads me to doubt he'll change anytime soon. Stop wasting your time.
nickie_94 18
You should've sat him down a few weekends ago and talked to him about his drinking. 7 weekends is far too long.
FelicityWishes 32
Booooo. Hang out with someone more fun.
hardcorefan16 22
Brake up with his ass
False_Stupidity 42
And what about the rest of him?
Jayms_fml 32
LOL @#27
gracehi 33
She definitely shouldn't accelerate up with him, that's for sure.
gemstone586 12
*break
guttedbrit 26
coming from somebody who's also in a long distance relationship, this must be so hard. I would be in bits too. Definitely talk to him about it, he may not realise where he's going wrong. A long distance relationship that clearly works, isn't worth scrapping without trying first! I hope he comes round, OP!
FemskyD 26
That doesnt sound Nice! Is he drinking cuz something bad happened or? Talk to him theres two people that should be okay in a relationship
the_real_dvd 21
I hope your boyfriend isn't the one from the previous FML about needing to think about his own body to stay hard. You might have some issues.
darkthunda1324 6
Yu people are immature thinking that, sex isn't everything and if it was a guy unsatisfied with the girl everyone would be calling the op a asshole
rldostie 19
Sex isn't everything but it is important to many people and relationships. Seven weeks without much needed intimate touch and connection can be too much for some people. I agree about the double standard though. People forget that women love, want, and need sex too and the stereotype is that women can easily go 7 weeks without sex where as men can't (or won't). But it's just a stereotype. Most people need sex in their relationship and the OP needs to have a serious talk with her boyfriend if he's not on the same page as her.
laden_swallow09 35
Know what else is immature? Your language skills, 22.
mkcherry 14
He sounds like he has a serious problem with alcohol. Functioning during the week doesn't mean he isn't an alcoholic. If he doesnt agree to get help or he doesn't believe his drinking is a problem then you need to save yourself and leave the relationship