Today, barely 2 hours into a 5 hour car ride home, my mom accidentally let slip that she's been cheating on my dad. I had to sit with the bitch in a diner for ages while my dad bawled his eyes out alone in the car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me. We're in the middle of nowhere and have a 4-hour drive home. FML
Today, I had to share a car with my dad and stepmother. My stepmother managed to get hammered at lunch and spent the hour-long car trip drunkenly mistaking the heating controls for the radio. FML
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
Today, I came home in tears after my boyfriend admitted to cheating on me. My dad told me to sit down and tell him everything. He's pretty eccentric, so I wasn't fazed when he put on a pair of sunglasses. When I stopped talking, I noticed his mouth was slightly agape and he was snoring. FML
Today, it's my 6-year anniversary with my fiance, but due to a lot of different family issues, I had to drive 9 hours with my dad to go visit them. Long story short, there was a giant argument about bread, my dad stormed out and I'm left to deal with this shit storm. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
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youdontsay123456 21
I'm sorry OP. Hope things get better for your father and you.
WOTAN1488 24
What a ****. Sorry man
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youdontsay123456 21
I'm sorry OP. Hope things get better for your father and you.
TheMusicLover 16
Wow, that's rough op. Hope you're ok.
iMuffinKat 16
I hope his/her dad is okay.
hugtrees13 16
Your poor dad, hopefully in Time he can forget about her and move on to someone better. It will be hard but he deserves better.
BlueBaronBitch 22
Why would she decide that a car ride would be the best time to say that.. that's horrible I'm sorry OP
brenton490 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Because you just get bored.
psychopolarbear 28
I want to know how one just "accidentally" let's slip that they're cheating. What were they talking about that could have possibly lead to that?
cutiepie292929 18
Its called a freudian slip
PANDORUM89 21
I bet she was telling a story and forgot that she actually did that activity with her side piece and not her husband.
enginsteve 17
It's quite simple really, she's a woman. Their timing is always on point. Want to talk about intimacy issues during the first 3 minutes of the Super Bowl sure why not? go outside to feed the dogs come back and put the kids down, sit on the couch watch TV before you go to bed for the night, oops got to take out the trash sure why not? get married get on the plane heading out to your honeymoon somewhere in the South Pacific and 3 minutes in the flight she wants to talk about her reservations regarding marriage, sure why not? finally had sex for the first time, roll over to cuddle and then she wants to tell you all about her non curable STD, sure why not? 2 hours into a five hour car ride with family and suddenly she want to talk about her affair, sure why not?
WOTAN1488 24
What a ****. Sorry man
laurellkawes 31
I normally don't like when people call women that, but in this case, the name definitely fits that evil witch
MangoLoco 22
Your mom is a hoe
EatZombies 10
I read your comment and unconsciously read it in the voice of that teacher from the vine where he calls someones mom a hoe xD
thatsjustgreat1 16
"Whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe!"
emeraldisle 30
Your mum is a bitchcunt! Your dad deserves so much better.
Winterborn253 7
I've never heard someone called a bitchcunt before. My personal favorite is "****-juggling thunder-****" from Blade 3.
ifuckuprandomly 28
bitchcunt is my new favourite term
Bulbadragon 21
Wow this one of the saddest FMLs I've read. That's horrible and I hope everything works out for the better.
Mynamewontfi 40
Should've ditched her and driven home with your dad. Cheaters are scum.
lifesafaitytale 15
How did she just accidentally say something like that?
laurellkawes 31
She purposely wanted to hurt him, but my thing is to do this in front of your child is hitting an all new low
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Probably she accidentally said something which revealed a lie. And OPs dad could put two and two together as a result.