Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Today, my boyfriend suddenly stopped in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
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Martinez0285 28
"Bend over! ..please? No? Ok"
Futacy 30
Way to make someone feel insecure.
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Comments (105)
vikky538 29
so your sex become a erotic sexual comedy...good one...
RickSanchez 4
Yeah you humiliated him and probably wrecked his confidence but **** your life huh?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Christian Grey he is not! :D
vesuviusse 4
That's terrible! He tries something new and you shut him down? Especially if that is out of character, that takes guts! Poor guy.
Garnetshaddow 30
That's sad... She should have tried harder not to laugh. He was obviously trying something new and doesn't need his confidence shattered like that. F his life.
sammyjanette 17
These comments are complete and udder crud. Whenever there are FMLs about a boyfriend cracking up during sex it's always "get over it", and "get a sense of humor". Now that the shoes on the other foot people want to start whining? So hypocritical.
LovableShannon 12
Preach!
Solano2580 24
Why would he want to be the dominant one? My first time my girlfriend wanted to be dominant, i let her, damn was it good for the both of us, tell him he is lucky to have a sexually dominant partner
limabeans101029 21
Maybe because not everyone wants the same thing when it comes to sex? I'm a woman, and me and my boyfriend prefer it when I'm submissive and he's dominant. That's just what we like. Plus it's fun to switch things around every now and again. You don't always have to be in the same role.
ostfaiz 18
he did it for u, he needs a praise now Op
ostfaiz 18
Oops m on 69! :D
lunyta88 0
You are a b*tch.
decwalsh4 5
you're a bitch