Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was all going great until he decided to try talking dirty. His idea of this was moaning loudly, "Just what the pussy ordered" as he entered me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
The next step is finding out how many men can fit inside. You'll be a hit at the local circus.
mds9986 24
Stop clowning around and get serious.
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mds9986 24
Stop clowning around and get serious.
Welshite 40
The next step is finding out how many men can fit inside. You'll be a hit at the local circus.
Rkikkas9713 25
Why did this get downvotes? I think it's absolutely hilarious!
1dvs_bstd 41
Close the comments. We have a winner!!
tiptoppc 21
There’s a lot of people out there that need to stop treating their ****** like a damn clown car. It’s making the circus embarrassed at the capacity to produce chucklehead.
f-bombz 1
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJA. this is the best comment I’ve ever seen on anything anywhere to what was said lmfao golden
wickedhyype 17
Lol next time just play it off as role playing....because clowns can be sexy too, right?
LittleRed79 39
I do NOT want to know about your childhood!
MrSassypants 34
Can clowns be sexy? Harley Quinn? Yes. Any other clown? No.
emilytheperson 17
Hah, I've been there before..
rachelthelime_fml 29
I'm sorry OP, but that's ******* hilarious x'D
Cassandra2015 21
Couldn't finish ... he should have laughed it off and continued. can't leave a girl hanging !
dylanhasemann13 6
why? would you want to finish still?
Cassandra2015 21
the point of sex is to have orgasms . regardless of something funny or not, I would want to finish .
dylanhasemann13 6
Then just go rub the clit when that happen I guess
YourOpinionSucks 22
See you would want to finish, but he wouldn't be able to if you're honking on and on like the green sidekick from the 90's cartoon "Doug"
dylanhasemann13 6
Did he honk the pussy?
HrothgarXII 21
To be fair to your boyfriend, I think we all would have laughed too hard to continue.
karcummings 19
that is insanely funny, sorry about him not finishing tho.
whatarethisss 23
He's a keeper....lol, that's funny.