Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Today, my boyfriend suddenly stopped in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
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Top comments
Martinez0285 28
"Bend over! ..please? No? Ok"
Futacy 30
Way to make someone feel insecure.
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Comments (105)
steam_engenius 21
There needs to be an, "I agree, his life sucks" option for this post.
FANGSINURFACE 2
That wasn't cool :(
AliciaMeow 12
"FML"? More like, **** his life. OP, don't do that shit to him.
Bladed 3
That's so mean! You probably hurt his feelings!
RayvenWhite 12
That's just low! Way to kill a guys self confidence! What's wrong with you?
tristanc27 7
Dick move
impulsive_ghost 3
Asshole
Aegimus 5
*ahem*. You're a bitch.
camthecannibal 6
A guy dominating can be such a turn on, but suuuch a turn off when he's not convincing. I get how that can be funny but poor guy, at least he tried :(
LegitimateSalmon 12
Wow you are a such an asshole way to make an insecure guy feel even worse! **** his life and screw yours