Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Today, my boyfriend suddenly stopped in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
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Martinez0285 28
"Bend over! ..please? No? Ok"
Futacy 30
Way to make someone feel insecure.
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Comments (105)
vlalam 24
Nice way to break a guys confidence in bed and kill the mood forever.. at least he tried to make things going
infectedsense 15
Sex and laughter go naturally together anyway, it's something to do with endorphins I assume.
Bugger_off 8
You owe it to him to pay for his therapy. BTW, I would not be surprised if he cheats on you as soon as he gets the chance, with someone that doesn't stamp his feelings into the ground.
sammyjanette 17
Get over yourself.
Iceberg86300 14
LOL. You're FML isn't what happened here, it's the process of trying to get your guy's confidence back in the bedroom.
Ervinator35 25
There goes his confidence.
syed121417 22
Aw c'mon. I can see where you're coming from, my man is a bit like that, too, not the aggressive type, but C'MON you have to realize that feeling dominant gets a lot of guys off and can make sex fun for the both of you. I feel bad for him. His ego probably feels miniature. Did you apologize? YDI, OP you should be mature enough
phigmeta 1
Remember folks, laughing sounds just like crying with a ball gag in her mouth.
LJtorana15 5
hahahaha that's new zealand for you XD
Bloink 25
believe me, i know exactly that feeling
ScarlettVixen_fml 5
Noooo....