Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
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Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend. Right after, he left the room and went to the bathroom to throw up. FML
Today, I threw up during sex. FML
Today, after being severely depressed for a week, I was having sex with my boyfriend when got so anxious that I threw up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. We were getting into the mood so I tried to eat the popcorn kind of sexually, causing me to choke on the popcorn and throw up. FML
Today, a bit buzzed, I finally gave in to my boyfriend's request and gave him a rimjob. I was licking away when I suddenly realized what I was doing, leapt off the bed, and ran to the toilet to puke. FML
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RinoaHeartilly 36
Turns out that the person going down on someone knows better how far they can go than the person receiving. He deserves the pukey lap, but you didn't deserve any of that.
Seabass_Chan 33
Or her boyfriend could just... let her go at her own pace? Clearly she knows what she's doing. Don't be fooled by **** fellas, just grabbing her hair and ramming it down her throat is NOT going to have a "happy ending."
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Comments (25)
The_25th_Baam 3
Atleast he knows that you should control your own body now? I'm sorry OP, I don't know what to say about this except FYL
RichardPencil 32
That doesn't sound like a very happy ending.
Starlight8 14
I hate it when a guy do that. Sometimes I wanna shove an banana in their mouth just see how they feel...
Savreth 12
I've done this to my boyfriend. he gagged. it was satisfying.
Gladriele 3
Practice deep throat :)
Seabass_Chan 33
Or her boyfriend could just... let her go at her own pace? Clearly she knows what she's doing. Don't be fooled by **** fellas, just grabbing her hair and ramming it down her throat is NOT going to have a "happy ending."
Ramisme 12
if he felt the need to do something, she obviously didn't know what she was doing. ladies, ******* listen to your man. you aren't all ******* pros. he knows what he wants better than you do. tbh it's still kind of a dick move to do what he did, but it's really not that big of a deal.
ChopSuey444 20
Practice not forcibly choking people
RinoaHeartilly 36
Turns out that the person going down on someone knows better how far they can go than the person receiving. He deserves the pukey lap, but you didn't deserve any of that.
saffy66 34
And that, gentlemen, is why you should NEVER hold her head.
RichardPencil 32
Not never, but with her agreement. Eye contact was key to keeping it fun.
ChristinePi 36
Don't do that unless she gives you the OK ahead of time. Even when she agrees it's a smart idea for you two to come up with a signal of sorts in case she reaches her limit. I can't imagine having barf on your genitals feels good.
stormy0307 16
That's what my Fiancee and I do. She enjoys it when I take control, but we have a hand signal that shows she has reached her limit and needs a break. Because of that, we've never had a problem.
Fireant_man 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Maybe you just suck at giving head and you bf was trying to show you something
jnugzzz 6
Then he should demonstrate himself on something. That's a ****** up way of doing it
TheyCallMeDamien 18
He watched one too many pornos.
Dodge4x4Ram 46
What's the issue, keep going.