Today, at work, there is a rumor going around that I'm gay. Somewhat curious at how did this start, I asked a co-worker. He said I was seen 3 days ago at a mall holding hands with someone who looks like a guy from behind. Three days ago, I was at the mall with my girlfriend. FML
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OP here, going to try and clarify all misunderstanding. #1: i'm a 100% heterosexual male! #2: my girlfriend is pretty and i love her for all she's worth. #3: i'm well known in my circle of friends and their families, so they can tell it's me even from behind. #4: the reason why my girlfriend was mistaken for a guy, was probably because she had short hair, and she was wearing my baggy jacket which i let her borrow because she was cold that day. And I took some of the advice from people here and brought her to work! Showed those people a thing or two! Haha!
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Jimboom 12
Dude looks like a lady.
asheh 0
pretty sure a guy can date a girl who may have hair as short as a male without being considered gay? women have every right to have their hair or style how they want it without being called a lesbian/boy/butch etc
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Comments (69)
Tobigofastick 0
Dude next time bring your girlfriend to the office.
KittehSayzRAWR 0
Smart idea, only if she's good looking though.
Thawn 0
YDI for dating jeffree star
BethiiGeex 0
YDI for knowing who jeffree star is
GlaoigharAirm 0
Ah yes, an old hairy ape of man of a woman she is.
McCamryn123 0
more of an FML for your girlfriendd.. AHA(:
BethiiGeex 0
how does he know it was you from the behind anyway xD
morgann4826 0
34. win
BillyBongBlast 1
homoseksual
marinus_fml 20
Maybe you should snuggle up with her, and tell her to shave her mustache?
Pyro_Panda 4
"someone who looks like a guy FROM BEHIND" ...just saying, and have a nice day!
BethiiGeex 0
I saw what you did there ;)
elmorous 0
win
SpaceMannn 0
isn't it f*** her life for looking like a guy?
iamchuck 0
If you are dating women that look like men, you just might be.
MissErikaHart 0
ha^
Jimboom 12
Dude looks like a lady.
Lolzords 11
woah-ho. woah-ho.
NiceGuyz 0
Isn't it "Lady looks like a dude". ^NiceGuyz^
asheh 0
pretty sure a guy can date a girl who may have hair as short as a male without being considered gay? women have every right to have their hair or style how they want it without being called a lesbian/boy/butch etc
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^This. Although, tbf, a girl should know it's a possibility with certain hairstyles, particularly those crazy-angled dyed-black coon-tail styles that are so popular among the emo and scene set. If you don't take your build and style under consideration before you choose a possibly unisex hairstyle, you can't get too offended when people get confused.
Crephix 3
^+1
Justforlolz 14
Your girlfriend will be pissed whne she finds out...
Soteria 0
from behind? you are overreacting it's not a fml! Most of the commentors, get some reading glasses or go back to first grade and learn how to read!
suave0510 0
Uh yes dis fml sucks u just want attention