Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML
Today, while in the shower with my boyfriend, I tried to heat things up by washing his knob with my loofa. He couldn't stop laughing and eventually laughed so hard that he slipped and fell. He now has a bruised butt while I have a missing toenail from catching his fall. Ouch. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he did his business. He then stepped all in it and coated his paws. As I was struggling with him, I slipped and landed butt-first into his steaming pile. My boyfriend nearly fainted from laughing. FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to have sex, but every time he thrust into me, he farted. Loud, smelly, wet farts. After a minute, I shoved him off and demanded he take a dump. After a full five minutes of loud diarrhea, he came back to bed, his ass stinking of sewage. My pussy dried up so fast… FML
Today, things began to get hot and heavy between my boyfriend and me. Suddenly, in a deep, sexy voice, he whispered, "God help me for what I'm about to do." Thinking it was just an odd manner of dirty talk, I mumbled about liking it. He then farted very loudly. FML
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Top comments
berichsoon 11
This guy has a sense of humor
freshprizzle1 13
I fail to see how his enjoyment of the failures you two endured is a bad thing. You should be glad that he can make light of this situation. Unless you REALLY wanted the D ;).
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Comments (113)
berichsoon 11
This guy has a sense of humor
skittlestrailmix 14
It's good that he was laughing! It means that he won't let it come between you two.
PrettyKookieToo 8
I think she wanted some something else to come between them two ;) HEY HOO!
mrperspire 4
Ya. Learn to laugh. Makes everything more enjoyable.
zandalee 20
Shower farts! So intense!! Lol.
skittlestrailmix 14
66 - especially when the steamy air enables the scent to linger...
SwaggCapone 11
why can't this ever happen in porns....
ragini95 16
that just sounds painful.
skittlestrailmix 14
Hopefully you're okay!
zingline89 18
Yeah, that poor guy's nose
Redoxx_fml 22
And fake cause girls don't fart
Devilpuppy0861 7
And that's why shower sex is awful. It always seems like a great or romantic idea but you never have good enough footing for it to be enjoyable.
chlorinegreen 27
Wish someone could tell my boyfriend that. When I tell him that he just replies with "challenge accepted."
carry_on 19
This does sound kind of funny, at least he's got a sense of humour. I hope neither of you are injured!
defferwa 9
You sound uptight. Just laugh it off.
RedPillSucks 33
better to laugh about it than cry.
freshprizzle1 13
I fail to see how his enjoyment of the failures you two endured is a bad thing. You should be glad that he can make light of this situation. Unless you REALLY wanted the D ;).
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Don't let the shower cord rip! You wouldn't want to let loose the passing gas if you broke your toilet from the fall. * I don't do this often.
shan88 14
Yes, because you shouldn't?
shan88 14
My apologies. I hate it when sarcasm comes across as bitchy :(
perdix 31
You should be grateful he laughed at your fart instead of running for the door. However, you need to dump him for someone with a better grasp of safety, common sense and basic physics.
adammeyer 4
I'm guessing your single?
SirCharles83 13
I'm guessing your new here?
perdix 31
#16, your guess is wrong, but I do know the coefficient of friction between the soles of my feet and a wet shower floor is pretty close to zero, so lifting anything heavier than soap is a death wish.
kakarot2 11
You guys are guessing your new what???
freshprizzle1 13
I'm guessing the both of you don't know the difference between "you're" and "your"?
Pleonasm 36
16 - Nope, just kidding in the usual perdix fashion.
etchsanity1 11
Just install non slip shower grips... Easier than hunting a new person and you still get shower sex ;)
perdix 31
#49, now that's a clever solution to that problem, but I fear that the idiot boyfriend will find another way to endanger their lives.
Catkam623 27
Cause of accident lack of ducky stickers.
DanielleinDC 34
Come on, perdix, this isn't a dumpable offense. They just shouldn't try this sort of thing again. Shower sex may look great in the movies, but most things that look great in movies tend to be disastrous in real life. As for you, OP, I hope neither of you were hurt too badly, although if he can't stop laughing, I guess he at least is okay. He took your fart in stride and took his fall in stride. You should too.
BubbleGrunge 18
Sounds like a good excuse for sexy time...he's already on top of you!
HowieDoIt 21
Smells like love to me