Today, my boyfriend tried to be dominant during sex. It was so out of character for him, I couldn't help but break into hysterical laughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend won't talk to me because I let a giggle slip during sex and he's convinced I was laughing at him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, I let out a moan that can only really be described as sounding like a clown car horn. He ended up laughing so hard that he couldn't continue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
Today, my boyfriend insisted that we try phone sex. He started telling me all the things he wanted to do to me while breathing heavily. Unfortunately, it sounded so ridiculous, I burst out laughing. He hung up on me, and has refused to pick up since. FML
Today, my boyfriend suddenly stopped in the middle of sex, just as I was actually starting to enjoy myself, just to bear hug me and exclaim, "Crikey, she's angry!" in the voice of Steve Irwin. He laughed so hard at his own joke that he went soft and couldn't continue. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
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Top comments
Martinez0285 28
"Bend over! ..please? No? Ok"
Futacy 30
Way to make someone feel insecure.
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Comments (105)
brendejafulable 41
I bet that flattened his ego
ashtic 20
All depends on the guy's attitude, if he has humility he'll understand why she laughed, and probably laugh himself.
dustin007 15
BURN!!
Nyx7 24
I'm seeing alot of ydi but honestly imagine someone usually really submissive then outta nowhere "bend over bitch" between the situation and the shock alot of people would start laughing
cypherwars 15
This should've been his FML.
cadillacgal79 32
Should it go like this? "Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, I switched it up. Dominating her she started laughing. What did I do? FML"
randomcrazyguy 17
He posted a FML it is in moderation
Nuditi 10
"Today, I tried to be dominant in bed with my girlfriend. She started laughing so hard at me we had to stop. FML"
Frenchtony 17
He deserved it for getting out of his assigned place in the food chain...
cartedor 18
wouldn't it be quite amusing, if he decided that, he had enough of being laughed at...
worldclassrager 41
Well maybe a different role play would be better
skychu 18
Hahaha, this kind of sounds like me. I've read that most gals like her man to be dominant so I tried it a couple times but it just didn't feel right and honestly felt a little forced :/
marcranger 29
Not all of us like that. I had one boyfriend who tried to get me hot and bothered by describing how he was going to tie me up and spank me, and as soon as I stopped wiping away tears of laughter, I explained that his fantasy was about as arousing to me as the thought of a root canal.
siggy_mcsigx 22
The one time we decided for my boyfriend to be dominant/rough during a *******, after a minute he stopped and didn't want to "take it" (pleasure? control? not sure) from me. I thought it was sweet (also it wasn't as fun as I thought it might be).