Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage. I guess I hit the spot, because he muttered, "Please marry me" into the pillow. Considering we've been going out for years and had spoken about marriage before, I stopped in my tracks. He stammered, "Oh, I mean... Not like that. Will you keep going?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend. After telling him how much I loved him, he asked me to marry him. When I said yes and started crying, he said he wasn't sure if he really wants to get married. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a serious talk. He told me that I was a quick-tempered emotional train wreck. He then said, "You know how we talked about getting married? Now the only way I'd marry you was if hell froze over." He smiled, gave me a kiss, and went to bed. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a massage with a back massager, and as a joke I put it up against his butthole. He moaned louder than I've ever heard him moan and begged me to put it back. This can't be a good sign. FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Today, at a romantic dinner my boyfriend was treating me to, the waiter brought a "Will you marry me?" cake out, with candles and sparklers. I probably should have checked that they'd brought it to the right table before dramatically screaming ,"Yes!" and jumping into my boyfriend's arms. They hadn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML
Today, during dinner, my boyfriend slowly walked up next to me, got on one knee, and in one movement pointed at my feet and shouted, "WHAT ARE THOSE?!" FML
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dimerneckel 22
He doesn't want to marry you in the middle of such an amazing massage, that's all
JMichael 26
A friend of mine gave me a massage a couple weeks ago. It was so good and relaxing that I told her if she married me I'd spoil her just for a massage every day.
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Comments (50)
swampbaby985 30
Did you?
tashb 17
My best friend told me he was having sex with this girl once... The feeling was so amazing and intense he started debating on whether he was ready to be a father or not. You can't trust men when they're being pleasured! P.s. He hates being in a relationship and is now a father.
inseenglish 9
have you tried to hit that spot again ?
dimerneckel 22
He doesn't want to marry you in the middle of such an amazing massage, that's all
doctorhook86 25
#2: Fortunately for the OP's bf, it usually takes some time to arrange a justice of the peace and a marriage license.
JMichael 26
A friend of mine gave me a massage a couple weeks ago. It was so good and relaxing that I told her if she married me I'd spoil her just for a massage every day.
schwaka 17
I know, right? I don't know how he has resisted marrying op! If I had a woman like that I'd marry her right after the massage.
diego_1785 3
Well... At least he loves you!
sayyestothedress 24
Use that spot to your advantage
devildog562 33
Well that's one way to rub one out.
sexual_girl 15
If a guy ever says "I love you" or "will you marry me" during pleasurable things (e.g., a massage or sex), it shouldn't be taken seriously. The heat of the moment can lead people to say things they didn't necessarily mean.
ZoroMiHawk 25
Quite the opposite actually. If you've ever had sex with someone you love and you're enjoying it, you'll most likely mention that you love her or him.
Enslaved 38
I don't know why #6 is getting thumbed down. I've always heard the same thing. I understand it might not be the case for everyone's situation but if the FIRST time a guy says "I love you" is when he's getting pleasured? I would question its sincerity.
AngelMaria_fml 3
theyve been going out for YEARS. So it's not their first time. That's why #6 is getting thumbs down. Read the FML properly.
Enslaved 38
Talking about marriage is not him actually proposing. He did not mean it. He only did it the heat of the moment and then reneged. Sounds like #6 was dead on.
SALUSIA 10
This makes me wonder how many times you have been rejected
ZoroMiHawk 25
He might not have meant to say it out loud, but if he was embarrassed at saying it out loud it's most likely because he actually does want to marry you sometime in the future :).
gurbism 16
Anyone who gives massages that good is definitely a keeper. He should have stuck with the first thing he said :)
ostfaiz 18
he was flattered to offer you the best against your efficient massage
WCARlover 35
That doesn't mean he won't ever feel that way. Maybe he just wants his proposal to be a bit more special than that.