Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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KiwiExchange 16
That's pretty badass.
taoxyeuxmay 4
Your boyfriend sounds like a cutie pie!
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Comments (126)
hochrote 0
Stop assuming she's uneducated. She doesn't know proper terminology in the anatomy field. Big deal.
Dudddde_fml 4
This is dumb
GuardGirl126 9
To everyone calling this person an idiot is wrong. Her boyfriend is studying to be a DOCTOR! She could be studying to be something else or is something else. This is ridiculous how you're all saying she's uneducated. I'm studying to be a Pharmacist...I'm pretty sure that I know a lot of things half of you wouldn't even understand. To the OP: I'm sorry. It sucks not knowing what some stuff means. My boyfriend is in the military and whenever I'm with him and he's sleeping, he'll mutter some military stuff that I have to Google. I feel your pain.
GuardGirl126 9
To everyone calling this person an idiot is wrong. Her boyfriend is studying to be a DOCTOR! She could be studying to be something else or is something else. This is ridiculous how you're all saying she's uneducated. I'm studying to be a Pharmacist...I'm pretty sure that I know a lot of things half of you wouldn't even understand. To the OP: I'm sorry. It sucks not knowing what some stuff means. My boyfriend is in the military and whenever I'm with him and he's sleeping, he'll mutter some military stuff that I have to Google. I feel your pain.
ammerhammer 3
Aw sweetie that's ok
el11 1
Marry him!!
Kalipczo 21
"Zzzz...vitreous humor...zzz semicircular canals..zzz eustation tube"
deadboyparis 3
I'd just be happy I wasn't dating a drop kick. Wife that dude and if you feel stupid again go do some retail therapy.
amadisdemitrius 5
judging from the literacy of your post, this isnt hard to do.
riveju 7
YDI for your feelings of inadequacy and your grammar.