Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stole a classmate’s graphic calculator because I couldn’t afford one. She reported it missing to the professor. He wouldn’t let anyone leave class until it turned up. Not even saying I had diarrhea had him let me go. In fact, he told me to empty my backpack right there and then. I’m suspended. FML
Today, I snuck a snack into a library study hall. One tiny crinkle of the wrapper and every head turned like I’d detonated a siren. I tried to nibble silently, misjudged the crunch, dropped the pack, and it performed an encore. The professor glared at me. FML
Today, in an effort to avoid my school's strict no-gum policy as my teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowed it. By the time the teacher reached me, the gum was on my desk, as well as my breakfast, thanks to my overactive gag reflex. FML
Today, my math teacher raged at a student for eating an apple in class. As he yelled at the student, he slapped the apple out of his hand and right into my face. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. FML
Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
Today, my math teacher decided to give everyone in the class candy. He skipped me, and when another student pointed it out, his response was, "I don’t like her." FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML
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sockoiid 13
You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new ******* friends
lat1404 16
Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.
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sockoiid 13
You should have spit them out and proven that it was candy, then get some new ******* friends
Sandman366 6
Cough them up going "You said these were Smarties! " Gets him in trouble right back.
FBellesLife 15
This is why I choose to be a hermit.
lat1404 16
Just ask for a drugs test. They can't expel you on the little evidence.
assh0l3 4
LSD won't show up in a drug test let alone a schools test
theawkwardlife 21
Well good thing we're not talking about LSD then :)
OhWhoCares 42
My thought was what if the friend lied and actually gave the OP ecstasy? This is why I trust no one. Can't risk shit like this happening.
granCanyon 12
Trust me if it was mdma he would know it and wouldn't write this FML. Also why would his "friend" give him drugs? Dealing drugs is a far worse crime than consuming them. He'd be in very deep sh!t if he gave him some mdma. I don't know if the standard urine test they have will detect mdma but there are tests able to do it.
brifrikkintastic 9
#61 You can get home drug tests that screen for THC, Cocaine, Opiates, Amphetamines, and MDMA. My mom buys them all the time.
lindora 35
78- where can u get these home drug tests, never heard of them
cmchappy 25
Where was the ops bodyguard at
CrAzYELF4 26
You need new friends dude.
caseystick18 17
You should just frankly talk to the principal, or whoever runs your school, hopefully they'll understand. If they don't, just tell them the other kid's your dealer...
Rinat_fml 26
All it takes is a drug test...
synnefrenia 8
If he admits to having a dealer, it defeats the point, doesn't it?
lekimdraw 3
they'll deal with it like they deal with bullies.
Anthonymm2 20
Don't do skittles, know what you're getting yourself into.
drayloon 50
Don't do Smarties either, unless you trust your dealer to not rat you out
lord_meloetta 20
My friend did m&ms once, hasn't been the same since.
cmchappy 25
Caution hero above
devildog562 33
Now if only they were really Mollys. Class would be a whole lot more interesting. There is no way you'll be expelled. They would call the police department and they would use a Chem test or send it to a lab and verify it wasn't mdma. Good luck.
BubbleGrunge 18
What a piece of shit. Hope he gets suspended for disrupting the class for no reason.
Emzinatorbot 26
After that he's not your friend. Can't you explain that it was Smarties and not Molly?
Sandsh8rk 36
What an asshole. I hope you're able to get out of expulsion OP.
mld4657 28
sounds like a winning friend