Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
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Today, I had an asthma attack while walking home with my friends. As I was struggling to breathe, they thought I was attention-seeking and left me on the floor. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
Today, I was giving a friend a neck rub when she started to breathe heavily. I figured she was getting into it, so I started kissing her neck. She then turned around and said, "Tell my roommate I'm having an asthma attack." FML
Today, I’m still recovering from last night. I fell asleep before my boyfriend. He thought it would be funny to stand at the bottom of the bed with a knife and wake me up. I screamed so much that I wet myself and had a panic attack. He recorded the whole thing. FML
Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, because I thought I was about to have an asthma attack, I had a panic attack. Then, the panic attack caused me to have a real asthma attack. FML
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jay2bird776 6
What a dick
clumsycarolyn 17
You need to get a new boyfrieend, someone who respects you op
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Comments (66)
jay2bird776 6
What a dick
ryanthecheeseguy 18
Asshole like him don't deserve to be in relationships.
Grayness_ 26
What if he actually didn't know she had one ? Us guys can't read minds ya know -_-" For all he knew she was having an ******.
soullyfe 33
#31 - I never heard of an ****** sounding like "desperate coughing".
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
Totally! What do you see in him OP?!?!
BellaBear90 27
#31 this comment, coupled with your comment on the keyed car FML, makes me think you have absolutely no experience with women. If her boyfriend thought she was lying beside him, bringing herself to ****** (asthma attack/climaxing = VERY different), I don't know any blokes that wouldn't offer to lend a hand and join in....
jesustitts 20
#52.. He may have been referring to a different FML where the girl was about to ****** and began hyperventilating and the boyfriend covered her mouth.
slithergirl 5
Maybe he was half asleep And didn't know she was having an asthma attack.
SlapAndTickle 20
#53 I highly doubt it. All of his comments that I've seen have been very stupid.
sour_sweet_gone 14
I agree...
clumsycarolyn 17
You need to get a new boyfrieend, someone who respects you op
shaww 28
boyfriend*
jerzjay 17
lol nawww we definitely found ourselves a keeper!!
Ambient25 25
OP should secretly cough on his mouth while he's asleep
Ambient25 25
*her ugh
ButterflyLadyBug 14
selfish boys like that only get worse as the relationship continues . he didn't even have the decency to ask if she was ok . my ex was like this . selfish and only cared when it benefited him . if that is the case and your boyfriend is selfish op , leave now it won't get any better . (at least it won't get better until he actually grows up !)
Ambient25 25
Wow I hate my phone
SilencioIsTheKey 12
@2, You need to stop commenting the same comment on almost every FML.
AlonsoKold 15
Guy must be a real French ****
Powerfull_fml 8
Don't you mean EX boyfriend? If not, you definitely deserve it
Mynameislinh 24
Her boyfriend was extremely rude. Although I don't think it was bad enough for them to break up, unless he does this to her on a daily basis.
allie2590 31
He was probably not totally awake and wasn't understanding the situation properly. We've all been there where we do stupid shit while half asleep.
K410 18
An asthma attack can be life threatening yet he shrugged it off. Honestly he doesn't deserve her and she should dump his dumb ass. Hopefully OP is wiser when choosing her next bf, one that really cares.
Zaros_fml 24
There's always one of you people on any relationship FML, #4.
ottokat 15
It's very possible that he didn't even know it was an asthma attack, and not just her coughing. I really hope that isn't his actual view on your asthma, OP.
zahra_786 19
Wow how insensitive! I hope he apologised after!
applebramble 22
or OP can just dump him for being a careless ******** .
canada1030 6
Damn. Maybe he didn't know it was your asthma acting up. That said, it's still no way to treat someone.
MsSoulReaper 27
Agreed, he could have asked if she was alright not tell her shut up.
Powerfull_fml 8
When someone is coughing, you don't tell them to shut up. Him knowing it was her asthma is irrelevant...
Grayness_ 26
What makes you think he knew ?
Ambience138 11
No you don't tell them to shut up, you inform them as nicely as possible to "die quietly". You guys are completely overreacting to this. If my partner was coughing his lungs out in the middle of the night and it woke me up I'd say the same thing, only after whacking him with my hand in my half asleep state.
SammyS2012 21
Seriously. Hes asleep, he doesnt know exactly whats going on.... My boyfriend has done the same thing while I had an asthma attack. He then fully woke up, realized it was an attack, and hurried to get my inhaler. And i know for sure that when im sleeping i have no idea whats going on, even if it's extremely obvious and i would respond in a way i wouldnt respond when im awake... Did that even make sense?
HeadlessSparrow 20
That's inconsiderate of him!
jayjay76 5
that's a sign for a New boyfriend
amberlyyyy 15
What the heck haha why would that be a cause for breakup
ClaireWinchester 17
Well he's a keeper
BntyHntrSeattle 30
"I think I'm dying!" "Pigs can't fly, shut the **** and and go back to sleep."
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Wow. How did that mistake happen?? My vision is horrible... ***** up and.
vipirius 18
Am I the only one who didn't even notice the mistake until it was pointed out?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
I thought the mistakes were part of the effect, haha.