Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making breakfast. I thought he was making it for me, so I sat at the table. When he walked over with his plate, he said, "Oh, I didn't know you were here!" I'd slept in the same bed with him last night. FML
Today, after finally falling asleep, my boyfriend woke me up and got extremely mad at me. My offense? My pillow was touching his side of the bed. After yelling at me, he's now sleeping on the couch, and I'm lying in bed wide awake. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend at 2 a.m., telling him I couldn't sleep. He replied, "Well, I can," and hung up. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to cheer me up after I'd had a sleepless night. He thought it would be a good time to propose. Unfortunately, it coincided with me yawning. FML
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to get into bed noiselessly while pretending I had a boyfriend asleep in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up to me crying. He asked what was wrong, but before I could answer, he'd already rolled over and started snoring louder than ever, making the migraine I was crying about even worse. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
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RichardPencil 32
"Making the bed?" What a nice euphemism for "contemplating murder."
Ambrily 27
Yeah, not creepy at all. I'd go sleep somewhere else for a while.
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Ambrily 27
Yeah, not creepy at all. I'd go sleep somewhere else for a while.
RichardPencil 32
"Making the bed?" What a nice euphemism for "contemplating murder."
Chazzster 32
The possibilities range from innocent sleep walking to much worse. At the least you need to have a calm discussion with boyfriend - Is he happy with your relationship, does he sleepwalk, etc. My Mom told me that her mom once found mom’s younger sister standing by her bed with a butcher knife in her hand. The Mom asked what she was doing and she seemed confused or asleep. As far as I know my aunt never killed anyone and is a nice person, though she is a bit more excitable than her siblings. God only knows what was going on in her mind at the time… If it was my child however, we would see a psychologist and I would lock my door at night.
spinspinsugar 12
I'm thinking he was sleepwalking
IHaveThePower 18
They make pills these days that tell the brain weasels that you sleep *laying down*.