Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was bored in a meeting, so I absentmindedly started flipping my phone like a fidget spinner. I lost grip, spun it towards the ground, then watched it slide across the floor directly to my manager's feet. FML
Today, I was alone at the office and having some fun spinning around in my chair. In my enthusiasm, I spun too fast, lost my balance, and crashed into the shelf behind me. The shelf didn't survive the impact, and I had 30 minutes to come up with a good excuse before everyone else came back from lunch. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and superiors as well as our clients. About two hours in I started playing with the lid of the pen I was using, next thing I saw was the lid flicking up and hitting my boss square in the middle of the head. FML
Today, after a badly misjudged hand signal, I accidentally hit my boss in the face instead of high-fiving her. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML
Today, I was leaning over cleaning a table at work, when my pretty coworker came up behind me and slapped me on the butt. I was so startled that I slipped and smashed my face into the table. Now she can't look at me without laughing. FML
Today, my boss called to check if I was available for a last-minute meeting. Trying to sound professional, I sat up straight in my chair, only to forget I was sitting on a rolling chair with no lock. The chair slid back, I slipped off, and a loud crash echoed through the office. My boss asked if I was okay, and I tried pretending nothing happened. FML
Today, I was standing on a desk at work to run wiring in a suspended ceiling, since we have no ladder. My phone rang, I rushed to answer it, tripping and smashing my leg. It was my boss, calling to tell me he was bringing over a ladder. FML
Today, I managed to multitask too much at work. I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept hair out of my face, and blinked. In the process, I walked into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in the mouth. FML
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machiko_fml 0
Haha stupid.
punjabi44 0
Finish him
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Comments (136)
machiko_fml 0
Haha stupid.
Doopliss01 0
No, I'm an idiot!
ohthebloodygore 16
#8, you are. :)
ohthebloodygore 16
Aren't I always?
Schizomaniac 24
Wow.
ohthebloodygore 16
Eli, you're still alive?
the_flirtt 0
good office fun
Schizomaniac 24
Wow.
Schizomaniac 24
Wow.
KingDingALing 9
I'm a bad bad thread-jacker, and I like sitting in the naughty corner.
KingDingALing 9
I'm starting to think that the moderaters are just moderating everyone who comments on FML oftenly.
the_flirtt 0
good office fun
KingDingALing 9
Really, modaraters? Really? That's not funnee... They swiched my comment. -_-
Sirin_fml 47
If you post a comment in reply to another, and yours has nothing whatsoever to do with it, then yes, you will be moderated, I'm afraid.
KingDingALing 9
Sad face :(
KingDingALing 9
Great...the moderaters did it again... I'm 100% sure that I spelled "fuhlunneey" correctly.
TyronetheOG 0
quit trollin son.
DocBastard 40
I wish I had seen what DingaLing had said. Now I has the sad. I may just go sit in the naughty corner too.
KingDingALing 9
I'm the moderaters that like to act like jerks to people on the internet -__-
illmatic2 16
kingdingaling or whatever your name is. Maybe it's because you always reply to the first comment. Even if your comment has nothing to do with it. Just a theory.
Fortuitous 0
Ignorance, ohthebloodygore, and KaySL are without a doubt, the scariest people on this site. I mean that in the most respectful of ways. I will continue to live in my Abyss and watch the beautiful destruction unfold.
Trololololo_fml 0
87 if that was to 84 that would have been funny as ****
TyronetheOG 0
pretty gangsta
illmatic2 16
Ignorance is definitely one of the most affectionate people on FML.
Trololololo_fml 0
KaySL tries hard to be funny but really isn't though.
Trololololo_fml 0
Not scary. just bitchy as hell.
KingDingALing 9
Bitch.
KingDingALing 9
Besides, who actually takes the time to read the rules? You guys are saying that you read the rules? Or did you just download the app, payed no attention to the rules, and just used the app? I'm pretty sure that some of your comments got moderated before so that tells me that you probably didn't take the time to read the commenting rules either. I guarantee you that over half of the people who downloaded this app, didn't read the rules.
KingDingALing 9
Well...since we're cursing... **** you, I hate you. I don't care, you stupid *****. You suck...dick. There, I think I made my point. :)
KingDingALing 9
I have no idea. :)
KingDingALing 9
I'm just not going to argue anymore. I had a feeling that I'm going to get moderated again. Oh well, I don't care. You win.
KingDingALing 9
Wait...what are we drinking? :D I like soda! And candy! Pancakes:) I'm not the type of person who argues because I always lose the argument. :(
KingDingALing 9
I'm still under 21. :( Oh well, no one has to know! :D Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug!
Sirin_fml 47
Ah, this is so sweet. Who says romance is dead?
KingDingALing 9
Uhhh...romance?
jewban 3
but #8 you spelt everything right in your sentence...
KingDingALing 9
Lmao, wait! Come back! I was joking! :p
flyersfan365 0
like none of you have ever had fun spinning in a chair
KingDingALing 9
Hahahaha. Hmm...sounds like fun! What's next? :D
ohsuzykuew 0
I didn't read the rules.
KingDingALing 9
Can we rape them and then lynch them? :D lol
KingDingALing 9
Haha! Here, I bought you a whip for not raping me and lynching me! :p
FFML_314 12
Fortuitous, you forgot someone on that list!
KiddNYC1O 22
This thread was interesting...
ohsuzykuew 0
ooh la la.... my very first moderated comment. I didn't think there was anything wrong with what I said. certainly not as bad as some of the other non-moderated comments. hmmmm... me thinks the moderators have a problem with delusions of grandeur. I wonder how long before this comment is moderated.
ohsuzykuew 0
what did I say? geez... damn frenchies!
pcakewafflebacon 0
it sure is GAY in here...
lolfood 24
What the **** happened here?
colffenstein 0
your lucky you weren't fired
soul_fml 0
Maybe she was
soul_fml 0
he*
PenguinBitch 44
You're*
LFAM_fml 0
HAHAHAHA FUNNY!!
pwnstar13 0
lol yea it Iss I has a boner
LisaBanana 0
LOL this isn't an FML, it's a FAIL!
Nyc__Princess 0
what are you 10 ?
TechFire 25
Hey! Spinning in chairs is always fun...
Zosiaaa 0
yeah, fatty
punjabi44 0
Finish him
pengiesully 0
ha
Selena_is_back 7
super ha!
xxxjj18 2
hahaha okama
DrAwesome 6
Next time, yell "PHONEDOUKEN" really loudly. You know, at your NEXT job.
XDJxEKOX 0
Lmao
BrittneySaysFTW 0
Wow..fair to say someone sucks at life...
Hgielad_720 0
Lol, I bet he got a kick out of that.
nightmares97 0
heyy cutie
Charlotteeexx 0
everyone has those moments :')