Today, I was in lying in bed with my boyfriend while he was asleep. He is going to school to be a doctor, and it appears that he says anatomical terms while asleep. My boyfriend can make me feel stupid in his sleep. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered my boyfriend listens way better in his sleep than he does when he's awake. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML
Today, while in bed with my boyfriend, I accidentally let one slip. While thinking "maybe he didn't hear, maybe he's sleeping", the shaking of the bed from his laughter let me know otherwise. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend making the bed, at 2 AM. And he wasn't so much making the bed as he was holding a pillow while lost in thought, looking at me. FML
Today, I was in one of those lucid half sleeps with my boyfriend. Not fully awake to control myself, I ripped ass. I had no idea what to do. I pretended to still be sleeping. I'm pretty sure he noticed because he patted me on the back in a congratulatory sort of way. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML
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KiwiExchange 16
That's pretty badass.
taoxyeuxmay 4
Your boyfriend sounds like a cutie pie!
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Comments (126)
BenD0VER 0
Sorry to break it to you babe, but he's not going to marry you either way. He's using your dumb ass for the sex to relax from the stress of med school. Once he's a doctor, he will be too good for you.
phorest 0
Fall asleep before he does. Problem solved.
skyeyez9 25
My dad is a maxillo facial surgeon and I remember when I was a kid, I would overhear him say medical jargon out loud in his sleep sometimes.
nerdsgetmehot 23
And you didn't think that was sexy? I would have. :P
AG_Lining 0
OP, no one can make you feel anything. You're allowing yourself to feel stupid...because you believe you are stupid. Good News! You clearly have access to the internet and know how to use it. The world's largest assembly of information is at your fingertips...try to learn at least one new thing each day!
ColdGold 6
improve your mind
imac619 2
Doctors don't marry Hooters girls...
cazares101 0
I can totally see another chick getting turned on xD
JManHobbs 0
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "night classes" I suppose.
whoisthisgirl 4
clavicle, patella, ulna, mandibular fossa! right... idk I had anatomy last year lol