Today, my boss found me on a dating app. He found it perfectly acceptable to message me and didn't understand why I wasn't comfortable with it. He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I arrived at work to find out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the one who signed me up. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I was fired from my job. Why? Because my boss has been dating my newly divorced mother, and he didn't want family get-togethers to be "awkward." FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, my boss was standing behind me, looking at my phone. Why was I writing smut? Did he see? How much did he see? Is he a fan? Why was he even there? I hate it here. FML
Today, my boss and I had to come up with a code to call if a person acts inappropriately towards me because I "attract too many weirdos." FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
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Top comments
teapotrevolt 27
What's he supposed to say? He doesn't govern your life outside of work at all! Meeting is pointless. Lol
Incognico 22
Whois acting inappropriately here....He's probably just annoyed you didn't want to date...
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Comments (51)
teapotrevolt 27
What's he supposed to say? He doesn't govern your life outside of work at all! Meeting is pointless. Lol
mds9986 24
And the fact he was on the dating site too makes him a hypocrite.
derangedplanet 23
Hmm, well maybe he's just trying to make op date him. XD haha.
ThatHorse 15
While that may be true, many companies try. People have (in the U.S.) been fired for what they do outside of working hours on the grounds that it "doesn't present the company in good light". I.E. They believe that what you do outside of work is indicative of how the company operates. Also **** those companies that do that
igg125 30
Time for a new job, or go to work in an awkward atmosphere.
dabaerju 23
"He now wants to have a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work." "...a meeting with me about inappropriate behavior outside of work." "...inappropriate behavior outside of work." "...OUTSIDE OF WORK." WTF
Chadica 17
Just show him the message, say nothing, and look at him until he gets it.
Vegetarian27 24
He won't get it.
deftones_fml 19
That's beyond creepy and scary!! Is there anyway you can go to HR or to his boss and tell them what happened?
dafluckster 6
Why is this getting down voted? It's completely logical and probably follows protocol.
mclauren29 22
If you can't get HR involved, take in a pen and paper and take notes on what they say. Hope it all goes okay, OP!
The_Big_Boss 20
Tell him you're not interested romantically. End of
emeraldisle 30
End of what?? The suspense is killing me!
Ichiya 29
His life. The op is the reincarnation of the famous serial killer Jack the Ripper.
Ambrily 27
that's just because she (he?) told him she wasn't interested, that she's in trouble now. I think the best thing to do is to report him and his behavior.
momof3honeybee 13
end of cereal? Well darn i was quite fond of my breakfast.
ohSNAPyall 27
End of line.
Incognico 22
Whois acting inappropriately here....He's probably just annoyed you didn't want to date...
iAlissa 34
Shoutout to all the assholes out there that are too prideful to accept rejection maturely
WhatHappenedToIt 22
Legally he has no say in your behaviour outside of work. I'd go to the meeting and if he's married ask why he's on a dating site or tell him his message was inappropriate and the meeting is inappropriate and you could go to HR about it.
igive 29
He has no right to address your activity on your dating site at work, including you ignoring his messages. Talk to HR.
MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21
I would talk to HR or someone higher up and bring this to their attention.. It's extremely inappropriate of your boss to be doing this to you. Sorry OP.
Soverain 15
He can't hold that over you. You have a life outside of work and this hardly qualifies as "inappropriate". However, I am curious to hear what he said to you through the app to lead him to believe nothing is wrong with this exchange.