Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turned on
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kmyltd
Mount Eliza, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Wandering
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
fuckingdonuts
Edmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say yes
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Chocolate Croissant
Vienna, Austria 🌶️ Spicy
Small pleasures mean a lot
Today, I think I had a mini orgasm when the baker told me that the chocolate croissant I'd just chosen was still warm. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
All mine
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
donutsex
Georgetown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Saucy
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Anonymous
Sheffield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Unexpected arousal
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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moosemonkey1000 6
Those holes are pretty hot.
my_usagi 0
Cream filled? Lol
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moosemonkey1000 6
Those holes are pretty hot.
The_Hitdude 12
Like that warm cream filling a all over your face, right? I mean it's okay if you do. I know I do--wait. What're we taking about again?
andrewl12 0
Just remember to put one on the end of it!!
crimsonprodigy 15
Just use protection.
KeyboardWarrior 10
OP could be a female...
betticonfetti 7
Getting excited about eating donuts does not automatically mean that someone is fat. Even skinny people find it hard to resist their deliciousness.
trollfaced 2
The hole in the donut turns OP on because he probably has too much glory holes in his house
yankfan89 27
1 your comments seem so creepy when paired with your profile picture
Damn_Hippster 11
Sounds like Homer Simpson... MMMM... donuts *drools*
WatchingYouSir 3
Can't tell if trolling, or lonely.
Chad_the_Brony 0
It's better when they're fresh. You won't be Dunkin' in anyone else's Donuts. They're all yours.
RavenRiley007 4
Oooooh yes! But why an FML?...that feeling is part of daily life...especially for donuts :O)
glenzhao2 16
Unnngghh, sexy, sexy donuts....
klovemachine 24
OP must be a cop :D
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
LMAO you know your a fatty when... XD
alexchenkov 4
Hey goodday' mate, how's your Sheila?
supermonke07 0
Mmmm.. Sticky glaze
VaultDweller106 7
Glazed doughnuts are equal to wet vaginas in OPs mind I suppose. Makes sense I guess, both being hot, sticky and have a hole.
Brindley15 13
that was just offensive
kisaka 2
Oh c'mon! Don't we all?
olpally 33
Especially if they are jelly donuts...
ladyLALAA 29
I prefer donut holes. Mm, donut holes...
Guren 0
No comment.
ladyLALAA 29
94, yet you commented anyway...
Guren 0
I recall talking to OP not you.
funnynesh 10
2- damn right we all do
ladyLALAA 29
Then you shouldn't have thread-jacked 151!
BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0
MMMmmm cream filled
Guren 0
I don't remember the part where I own this comment as far as I can see everyone pretty much does.
TheCaterpiller 6
Mmmmmmm.... Krispy Kreme doughnuts
ladyLALAA 29
213, do you need a bib? Because you a dribbling shit. Learn to read before you go and act like a little smart ass girl!
Guren 0
I'm the one that can't read but my bio clearly says male..
my_usagi 0
Cream filled? Lol
Redoxx_fml 22
This would be so much funnier if he was from Boston
TaysDarkLust 11
Boston creampies? and Long johns ftw
jizzwold 21
I like to make my own cream filled donuts ;)
Inheritance 10
Nice tasty glazed donuts with white frosting inside.. Omg *fap fap fap*
scarletchamber 0
now I cant look at donuts properly XD
afunnyterdcody 5
Not yet
SignUpisntcool 3
It's funny because I ate donuts today.
iBanana 17
..I'll think of this FML everytime I gaze upon a donut hole and get a boner..
Runninvegan 8
O those warm moist delicious donuts and those SPRINKLES. Yes.. Yes. Yes!! YES!!!!!
Redoxx_fml 22
We're Closed
KeyboardWarrior 10
I zoomed in...
crazyblackchick 0
Dear God. The glazes, the cream fulling...the--whoops! I need two napkins, please! One for my mouth, and another for my pants!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
184 - No... Just shut up.. Just stop.
tsent8 15
Don't you find it weird that when someone makes a comment about how bad someone's comment was that theirs always receives more down votes?
TheHOSShaha 0
Uh oh :-/
Ruffclue 9
are you homer simpson ??
guitarbeast 22
Haha that's what I thought of the moment I saw this FML
Heinousness 0
I read this FML while watching the Simpsons. I didn't make the connection. Damn.
jerseyboy732 16
anything with a hole gets me aroused :)
KriiFahMoro 9
You mean like......... vaginas?
tklone329 0
That looks like the guy from the prince of belair ? Aint it !?
KriiFahMoro 9
67 - Lol yes, it's Carlton from the Fresh Prince.
GoW_Chick 15
In west phildephia born and raised on the playground where I spent most of my days...(forgot this part something bout b-ball)... when a couple of guys who were up to no good started makin' trouble in my neighborhood, I got in one little fight and my mom got scared she said "you're moving with auntie and uncle in a town called bel-air." I pull up to house around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab driver "yo holmes smell ya later" Look at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as prince of bel-air. Well that was my attempt to remember the theme song just by memory, I know I'm awesome at pointless additions to the thread! :))
Heinousness 0
(in addition to 44) DVDs, pipes, old socks, hole-punched paper, vaginas...
skyeyez9 25
I loved that show!
ChrisTheCalm 9
Me and my friends sang that whole song in class when I thought about it outta nowhere lmao good times , good show , and good day (;
nofearjenshere 12
165 - Those are some big lips you got there! :D
crazyblackchick 0
That's not racist at all./sarcasm Lol no
crazyblackchick 0
Paris Hilton? Never mind, she's probably a walking U-Haul by now. ( and no, the joke isn't that she's fat.)
TSN619 7
GoW chick the part you forgot is chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool shooting some b-ball outside of the school :)
TheThree 0
Jersey boy: Oh my god, Becky, look at that butt Becky: That's a man's ass... Jersey boy: YOLO!
tsent8 15
Dammit no one up vote or down vote it's at 69 and that makes the comment 20% funnier
texas_redneck88 10
Fatty
tennisrapper1 14
I find the idea of a chocolate donut easy to ********** to...
ElricMustang 23
Depends on how you eat the donut.