Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turned on
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kmyltd
Mount Eliza, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Wandering
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
fuckingdonuts
Edmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say yes
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Chocolate Croissant
Vienna, Austria 🌶️ Spicy
Small pleasures mean a lot
Today, I think I had a mini orgasm when the baker told me that the chocolate croissant I'd just chosen was still warm. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
All mine
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
donutsex
Georgetown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Saucy
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Anonymous
Sheffield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Unexpected arousal
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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moosemonkey1000 6
Those holes are pretty hot.
my_usagi 0
Cream filled? Lol
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alexup24 13
mmm... cream filled
winterlies 8
Just can't help but think "Vash the Stampede... is that you?"
carlychaosxoxo 3
Donuts are yummy
groupleader 7
Mmmmm if you are a guy...glazed..if you are not....long john...
Pinkfl0yd 9
I'll fritter your apples
perdix 31
That's crazy! How can you get sexually aroused thinking of something with a hole in it that is warm, sticky, greasy and sweet? Hold that thought, I need a moment ...
alexicanaaa 7
dafuq did I just read?
micahsmommy 13
An FML. You'll find a lot of them on this website/app.
alexicanaaa 7
Haha, I know that. I meant what the crap did I just read because it was so stupid. It's just something silly I got off a website and figured it kinda fit this FML. Silly :p
KiwiKitten 2
Hey, doughnuts are amazing. But didn't think they'd make you sexually excited :P
QQMorePlox 18
Who needs women when you have a donut with a hole?
shinshoku13 19
Donuts cant lick ur penis or talk dirty or be romantic... Plus they get soggy... Women dont :3
XtraEzeee 8
I beg to differ.
Cynical_in_SK 6
They also don't nag, complain or argue...in fact they don't talk at all! The best thing though is that when you're done with a donut you can lick your fingers and get another. You can even have more than one at the same time if you want. Heh heh. ;)
MrGroovy28 7
I think you are a little too young to talk about "licking penis". Also your choice of phrase is a tad bit awkward.
shahroni1 3
pevert
Cynical_in_SK 6
Prude!
WellThatWasRude 27
At least spell it right, 40. *Pervert