Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turned on
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kmyltd
Mount Eliza, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Wandering
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
fuckingdonuts
Edmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say yes
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Chocolate Croissant
Vienna, Austria 🌶️ Spicy
Small pleasures mean a lot
Today, I think I had a mini orgasm when the baker told me that the chocolate croissant I'd just chosen was still warm. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
All mine
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
donutsex
Georgetown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Saucy
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Anonymous
Sheffield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Unexpected arousal
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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moosemonkey1000 6
Those holes are pretty hot.
my_usagi 0
Cream filled? Lol
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sammilynne17 0
I'd eat out a cream filled donut ;D
MrGroovy28 7
You look like you would eat cream from anything and anywhere. Time for you to start some P90x.
offtothemoon 7
True that
jsprackman 11
Dont be ashamed, donuts are pretty sexy.
t_o_d_a_y 0
food boner!
gracehi 33
I just got a weird mental image involving a glazed donut and an erect penis. Please tell me I'm not the only one.
TaysDarkLust 11
you're not the only one...
stompic 2
Seems, like you're on a diet ! FYL, dude !
SirCharles83 13
I d-eclair that reading this put a glazed look in my eyes. There are some holes in your story. I'm not going to sugar coat it, this is weird. Dough-not worry, you can get better. But not at this pace-try harder.
_MidnightLuna_ 17
That could've been better, but nice effort.
YouKnowThatGuy 3
Idk sounded pretty good to me
lucyinthesky420 10
Donut stick your Long John into the hole.
Killafornia 1
Don't worry I do that too. Donuts are sexy.
KatieKupcake4195 9
It's ok dude. I understand. I have the same problem with cookies.