Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my co-worker handed me the phone and said it was my boyfriend calling, so I answered "Hello, Love!" It was my boss. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend's job to ask him a question. His co-worker answered the phone, and when I asked for my boyfriend, he assumed I was someone else. Who exactly would that someone else be? FML
Slipping
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Surprise
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Am I the asshole?
Today, I fucked up when I answered a phone call. I wasn't sure who the number was at first, and it turned out to be my ex girlfriend who had apparently been stalking me. She asked me how my new girlfriend was, and as I answered it in front of my girlfriend, she's now depressed. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
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venomousflower 24
I hope you mean ex-boyfriend
devildog562 33
That seriously sucks. At least we know who the office ***** is. Move on and forward.
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venomousflower 24
I hope you mean ex-boyfriend
MikaykayUnicorn 36
These comments make no sense. if she said "ex boyfriend" people would be like "well if he's your ex, why does it matter?" These FMLs are all written in past tense, so even though he may now be an ex, he wasn't when this event occured. Please, for the love of FML, stop these "I hope you mean ex" comments. They aren't witty and they're really, really annoying.
Zebediabolical 45
What they mean is: I hope he is now an ex-boyfriend based on the events of this FML.
RadikulRam 16
#26 as long as these comments get thumbs up, they'll get posted. The whole shitty "shitty" pun went on for years on this website. Wait 2-3 years and you won't see ex posts anymore.
coming back in the future 30
#26 They could say my now ex boyfriend.
gracehi 33
But that would be a spoiler.
ohSNAPyall 27
"Then-boyfriend" Or "now ex-boyfriend" But I agree with the person who said that these generally reveal the punchline.
shemademedoit 20
#26. she's speaking of the time that it happened as a replay of her life. her boyfriend picked up the phone but I'm sure she dumped him after that call
1dvs_bstd 41
i loathe these comments so much.
andrew240 22
Don't you mean your ex boyfriend?
jerzjay 17
but if she wrote ex boyfriend that wouldn't be as big of a deal to us readers
SlimDanny 15
You're a tad late friend.
Madsun11 14
She got a sex change? Lol
venomousflower 24
What?
kikoma 32
#5, I believe that #3 implies that her ex coworker changed gender and became a male who happened to become her boyfriend. A pretty messed up thought.
Clevelandians 17
Hahaha that was clever
phoneaddict13 29
literally made me laugh out loud!
Eyalsh 32
this is being mostly down voted by people who didn't get it. i laughed out loud, doesn't happen to me a lot on this website. have my upvote.
devildog562 33
That seriously sucks. At least we know who the office ***** is. Move on and forward.
lulinator 40
The boyfriend is also a *****. Takes two to tango.
hunterluv1 20
He's cheating too. How is only the women mentioned as the *****?
devildog562 33
Fine he's a cheating bastard. I thought it was self explanatory that he was a douche considering it was his girlfriend calling .... I mean he better know his girlfriends name and number. He's not only a cheater but extremely stupid as well. Hope I appeased all of you :)
phoneaddict13 29
#29- how could you say ''cheating too''? you don't know, maybe the co-worker is single and not cheating. and #4 it says old co-worker so maybe she didn't know he was/ is OP's boyfriend? just giving the benefit of the doubt
hunterluv1 20
She's the other women. If she's knowingly taking part in that relationship, I don't give a **** if it's not technically "cheating." She's still at fault.
Hunterx700 17
There are plenty of situations where the boyfriend or girlfriend cheat and the person they're cheating with are never told. I've read stories on here about a woman meeting her fiances wife, who she had obviously never heard about before
emi_alejandra 23
Wow! that really sucks Sorry OP but I think it's time to move on and find someone better
nataliewby 25
At least you found out he wasn't the one, I'd say you dodged a bullet. FYL
xxlittlemsanime 24
Dump his ass in the trash faster than Flash.
haileyrows 26
And this is when you find out about his diabolical twin brother
MrConcise 35
#10 - ¡Dios mío! I thought he was in prison for a crime of passion!
Ramos808 29
In OP's grief, she didn't say "ex-boyfriend"
91hayek 31
Maybe he was teaching her knitting or something.
MasterTron 24
Maybe he slipped and fell into her several times.
Dean__Winchester 16
That's as believable as the comment above me
starile 20
Maybe he was giving her wrestling lessons
igive 29
....with their clothes off. You know, for aerodynamics....
meliodafool_ 15
or yoga....while nude....because the air conditioning was broken?