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Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, I think I had a mini orgasm when the baker told me that the chocolate croissant I'd just chosen was still warm. FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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moosemonkey1000 6
Those holes are pretty hot.
my_usagi 0
Cream filled? Lol
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Comments (240)
BluntsandBitches 0
Where's the of course button that happens to us all I mean c'mon its donuts for chrissake
JTorres8 6
Im guessing you got the ones with the holes
mrniko 0
I can't lie, donuts are pretty damn sexy. Haha.
zander4310 5
donuts are soooo good...
CSTDude77 7
Weirdo
lifesucks283 1
i hate doughnuts.
GlitterAngel 8
You are a cop aren't you..
ooyt453 1
In soviet Russia donuts get sexually excited over you
badactor009 0
Embracing life in a meaningful way tends to put things into perspective. Your next donut should not be such a big deal. I suggest that you think about the kind of person you want to be and then set out to become that person. Just acting on that is meaningful. Do that for a year and then see how you feel about donuts. The new you probably won't even eat donuts.
cuddlebunny3548 11
Some do have holes you know...