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Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, I think I had a mini orgasm when the baker told me that the chocolate croissant I'd just chosen was still warm. FML
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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moosemonkey1000 6
Those holes are pretty hot.
my_usagi 0
Cream filled? Lol
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Comments (240)
yuzuhere 21
Lovin' the Long Johns!
KriiFahMoro 9
I have a corpse / scat fetish, so I see nothing wrong with this.
laden_swallow09 35
I don't know where to even begin…
daisyismydog 3
Mmm apple strudel... Fap fap fap fap
falalalala1 8
lol
TheThrasher_fml 0
are you a cop?
EnterSandman_fml 20
Exactly what I was thinking. I'm amazed no one else had this comment sooner.
mikeymayhem_87 15
I fear for what beat claws and eclairs will do to you lol
whattheforkdude 0
Donut & Sausages ;)
bertman21 5
That's nasty your probably going to stick your little schlong in the hole in the middle.
j_cat187 20
#53 me 2
MelissaMarie89 8
You poor thing
titzenpitzer 9
I LOVE that feeling. I have the same when I ordered Chinese. There's no pain in some extra sauce..
chels1994 11
I don't see an issue here