Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turned on
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
kmyltd
Mount Eliza, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Wandering
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
fuckingdonuts
Edmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say yes
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Chocolate Croissant
Vienna, Austria 🌶️ Spicy
Small pleasures mean a lot
Today, I think I had a mini orgasm when the baker told me that the chocolate croissant I'd just chosen was still warm. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
All mine
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
donutsex
Georgetown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Saucy
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Anonymous
Sheffield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Unexpected arousal
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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moosemonkey1000 6
Those holes are pretty hot.
my_usagi 0
Cream filled? Lol
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Vanilla1Thrilla 0
Just because you get aroused by donuts doesn't make you fat... I'm 5'11", 145 pounds and I love to eat! Especially sweets like donuts. So everyone who says OP needs to lose weight, you don't even know their body type, and also I'm pretty sure you're no supermodels either. It doesn't matter if you're underweight or morbidly obese, if you don't get excited about donuts, you're most likely not a true American!
_MidnightLuna_ 17
I get excited about donuts and I'm canadian. ITS NOT ONLY THE AMERICANS WHO HAVE PASTRY FETISHES.
lelandw7393 3
Now what do u do with the doughnut holes? ... Trying to be like the guy in dodge ball? 0.o
Bunnizlovely 1
Cause donuts are sexy;)
ddeathbombb 5
Glazed yumm
triggerit 5
Op be alert ... You may be sexually abused...
KiddNYC1O 22
God I'm hard for donuts. I want the sugar covered ones or the jelly filled ones!
Kathts7 12
You should talk to the guy who got turned on by bacon
HendricksProdigy 0
Fat
iamcoolyo 5
Well, depending on what you where going to do with them…
Nwthatzfunny 9
U need some sex