Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, I had a dream wherein a deep, sensual voice was talking sexy to me. "Yeah girl, you want this. Mmm." It wasn't the man of my dreams trying to seduce me. It was a piece of chocolate cake. FML
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
Today, I had a dream where I was having the best sex of my life. With Donald Trump. My boyfriend hasn't stopped laughing. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
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ladytigerhunts 20
At least it was in a hole.
LyricaSilvan 30
I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.
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Comments (113)
LyricaSilvan 30
I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.
chuka81 27
No, it's the kind of American Pie he wants.
JMichael 26
I'm not gonna lie. I've seen some donuts that looked so good they could pass as "fuckable".
ladytigerhunts 20
At least it was in a hole.
sadistmonkey 19
Unless it's a jelly donut...
chinaski7628 32
There's still a hole in a jelly donut. And some sweet filling!
MissCloudy249 14
It might've been a maple bar...
graceface1031 7
It's okay OP, I once had an extremely sensual dream about eating bacon.
Texas125 12
At least it was hot and fresh. Sorry OP.
cooer 10
what if it was a doughnut he bought at the store in a pack of many
sh07 28
Better than nothing?
_streets_ 19
I donut think so.
ColdRoxas 18
#26 you are amazing cannot stop laughing XD
dannnngthatsux 19
Doesn't matter, had sex!
russiancat464 12
well...they do have holes for a reason
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Sounds like you've been watching The Simpsons.
amanda182 19
Donuts are really good.. Just not that way.
ohSNAPyall 27
Are you speaking from experience?
ItsKennyBaby 9
Well not with that attitude.
amanda182 19
Seeing as I don't have a penis I'm pretty sure I can't **** a donut. And I also said "not in that way" because I meant they're good to EAT not ****.
freddygasman 18
well, there are maple bars and cinnamon twists. :)
ArturoJames 13
Don't forget about the good ol' Long John..
annas3 10
That just means you're a true 'merican. Nothing to be ashamed of OP!
Hildy93 21
I mean who hasn't dreamt about ******* a donut!?