Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Turned on
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
kmyltd
Mount Eliza, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Wandering
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
fuckingdonuts
Edmond, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Say yes
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Chocolate Croissant
Vienna, Austria 🌶️ Spicy
Small pleasures mean a lot
Today, I think I had a mini orgasm when the baker told me that the chocolate croissant I'd just chosen was still warm. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
All mine
Today, feeling generous, I bought a dozen donuts for my coworkers. Instead, I ended up taking them into my office and eating all of them in the first hour. FML
donutsex
Georgetown, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Saucy
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
LittleRed
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Mind games
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Wheresthecreamfilling
Today, my girlfriend and I had sex. Later, she said the highlight of her day was getting a cupcake from the grocery store. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Anonymous
Sheffield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Unexpected arousal
Today, I got sexual tingles while watching a Subway worker assemble my sandwich. FML
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moosemonkey1000 6
Those holes are pretty hot.
my_usagi 0
Cream filled? Lol
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vocaloidtiger 12
Hey man, I don't blame you. Donuts are delicious :D
bjr1208 3
Kinky!
notsorandomguy 18
Orgasms are wonderful. But donuts are above orgasms.
olpally 33
I read that in milhouse's voice... Lmao :D
gabrielle01 0
Glad I'm not the only one who did :)
grace12898 0
Love that you have a Simpsons profile pic
Heinousness 0
Your pic has NOTHING to do with your comment. Usually they do go together.
XtraEzeee 8
143- Your pic has NOTHING to do with your comment. Usually they do go together.
XtraEzeee 8
143- Your comment has NOTHING to do with your comment. Usually they do go together.
Heinousness 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No. My pic doesn't have anything to do with my comment.
megamandude455 10
Horny for donuts? Nice
Heinousness 0
How about a Boston Cream(yes, cream is meant to be spelled that way)?
iloveweed69 7
I get sexually excited about any food :-)
haycassidy 7
And weed?
iloveweed69 7
Oh yes
Heinousness 0
The medical kind? Or normal smoke?
iloveweed69 7
Any kind~
Manganimegrl 16
17- What about sushi? *puts on smart-looking glasses* Let's say your brother (pretend you have one if you don't) burst into your room at 4 am to show you photos of sushi. Would you be exited then?
midpocket 6
How??? Just ... how? :s
MonsterCommenter 4
Dude, we all knew what you were gonna stick in that donuts hole. -.-
asleepingbear 8
We're the donuts from dunkin donuts because those donuts do that to everyone
DuffleBagHero 4
Were they * & I prefer Krispy Kreme.
daminantion 14
Fail grammar nazi is fail.. Both work, doesn't make it incorrect lol. And Krispy Kreme is lame
MonsterCommenter 4
117-You're a fail. The comment that was corrected said "we're" which means we are. Now, had the original comment said "were" without the apostrophe, everything would had been okay. But you had to make an ass of yourself, so now I have to correct you.
akallaan 7
Are you Gabriel Iglesias by chance? (Google it if you don't know)
twifan1901 0
Fluffy!
Doxy 22
Or Homer Simpson?
Heinousness 0
More likely Homer Simpson.
bryanorange 3
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?" Fluffy: "Cuz you can smell it!"
alyspar2 5
... What?
KriiFahMoro 9
Oh, let me explain. Today, he got sexually excited thinking about the kind of donuts he was thinking about getting this morning. I hope that helped.
alyspar2 5
I understood it, I'm not an idiot. I meant how does that even happen?
KiddNYC1O 22
Have you ever had a donut??