Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I remembered I had a Reese's Krispy Kreme doughnut in the car. I orgasmed while thinking about a doughnut. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said it's like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML
Today, after working an 11 hour shift, I decided to treat myself to a delicious Krispy Kreme doughnut. When I got home, I sat down, put my feet up, poured myself a cold glass of milk. My dog jumped on my lap and vomited all over my doughnuts, stared at me, then bit the doughnut out of my hand. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought my favorite doughnuts for our anniversary. After settling down and pouring a glass of wine, I grabbed a doughnut and quickly realized the filling inside wasn't jelly. He thought it would be funny to replace it with toothpaste. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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Top comments
Georgia2016 15
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same...
persephone217 24
looks like you found your sweet spot =]
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Comments (55)
Scientedifc 6
So you're triggered by doughnuts? I never knew that doughnuts would be taken to an extreme.
elainebarish 8
You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
Georgia2016 15
I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't do the same...
persephone217 24
looks like you found your sweet spot =]
tin_cup 27
What's your sweet spot??
akostyszyn15 15
that is actually the most amazing joke I've ever heard
TXfmylifer 10
Tell your boyfriend he got outperformed by *the thought* of a doughnut. He'll either rise to the challenge or leave you open for options.
imabat 14
I don't see how that's a bad thing.
DanaeZee 18
Who wouldn't?
Midnitethud 3
Cream filled?
tigeresscrazy 12
Op at least you didn't ****** while thinking about another guy
cuz803 46
Maybe doughnuts and sex will be a great combination for you ;)
Eleora 19
I don't see how this is an FML... it just sounds like a good time. lmao ;D
cuz803 46
In OP's repertoire it was