Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Today, as I got up from the couch, my computer, which was next to me, fell on to my pinky toe. It fell just so that the edge of it cut my toe open. I cursed, and hobbled toward the bathroom to get a bandage. As I'm going into the bathroom, I stub said toe on the door jamb. FML
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML
Today, it's my wedding day. I broke a toe on the couch while turning on the lights in the hotel room. FML
Today, I walked into my bedroom and realized I really needed to clean it. As I started to pick everything up off of the floor, I tripped over a shoe, slipped on a water bottle, pulled down my shoe rack, and landed in my armoire. My room is now dirtier than it was when I started. FML
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, I woke up, put on my fuzzy socks, walked down my hallway, and stepped in cat vomit. I took off my now wet socks, continued walking down the hallway, and stepped barefoot in cat shit. FML
Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML
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Top comments
el_bell3618 29
Those would be some awfully soggy socks to wear around...
hasooon 24
Landed on your face, broke your toe. Kappa
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Comments (42)
el_bell3618 29
Those would be some awfully soggy socks to wear around...
awildwhisper 30
Mr. Clean would be impressed.
Vintage_Cola 29
The thought of wearing wet socks makes me cringe...
matt729 7
Hope your ok!
coming back in the future 30
*you're. Sorry for being that guy.
hasooon 24
Landed on your face, broke your toe. Kappa
Delta_0DST 12
Hooray logic! You never* fail to disappoint.
websphere69 27
Well that's one good way to clean up...
amanda182 19
What even is mop socks?
skippydoda 32
These socks that act like a dry mop and clean your floors while you walk around.
skippydoda 32
But are your floors clean? that's what's important.
Britt125 16
Mop socks? That sounds pretty gross, I could see maybe socks that like sweep up dust, but mop? Like wet socks? Ew. But still, sorry you broke your toe.
AyeJay101 25
Had to google mop socks to be sure, but they are like the sweeper dusty type socks, not actually wet.
Queensland 27
At least you can mop the blood up now.
spacefish966 18
Well..... sucks you got your ass kick by a pair of " mop socks "
orios105 18
ouch. sorry to hear that OP. but they probably proceeded to say, " WHAT ARE TOOOOES!!!!!! " no nobody nvm.