Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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Top comments
fullyhalfempty 0
You're a winner to me, Ben.
carlablob 0
wat
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Comments (104)
BrownSugar_fml 5
Sucks for you Ben. #2, your comment..... ftw?
totem_fml 0
Thats what happens when you suck in the sack... Its okay. I remember when i was a ******..
thyestes 0
sold your Harley then?
xZoeAmethystx 12
You still are..
DumbStruck79 0
Hi loser
jamie_leeann23 0
awe Ben, ydi for being such a uninspiring douche.
supmofukka 0
awww....stop being a loser and holding people back for years at a time and this wont happen anymore, promise.
elektrafox 0
that wasn't even mildly funny
Seventytimeseven 0
Was this perhaps because you didn't get her a present or forgot? Or were you maybe drunk? Normally people don't just dump someone after 2 years for holding them back out of the blue. I'm sorry but you probably deserved the dumping at least.
LauraTheKiwi 0
Hello, Ben. Say happy birthday to your ex girlfriend. :P
lolton 0
you deserve better
IndigoKitty 3
when are they going to install a "its a god thing" button? so some girl broke up with you. obviously there were problems. maybe you deserve it and maybe you don't, either way your life isn't ******. now mope a bit, get out there, find someone new and start again. its called life. deal with it.