Today, I realized my wife named our newborn son after her ex-boyfriend. This wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't the abusive, cheating, womanizer ex that she originally described when we first met. To make things better, he was the one that eventually cut her off, not the other way around. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out my son’s middle name was named after my wife’s muscled up highschool ex-boyfriend who cheated on her and who she sometimes still brings up. She tells me it’s nothing and still acts like I’m crazy for communicating my worry to her. FML
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
Today, I found out my ex-fiance and the girl he cheated on me with are expecting. It’s bad enough he jilted me at the altar four months ago, but the fact that they’re naming their son the same name I wanted to name my miscarried son pours lemon juice in the wound. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that after reuniting with an old boyfriend, getting close with his two year old son, and moving closer to him to properly be a part of their lives, he got back together with his ex-wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
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easybree 10
not okay.. I wish you thought about it first before impregnating her. she seems to still be hung up on her ex and her past abusive relationship. she needs therapy and lots of it. pls keep that baby safe :(
Chazzster 32
If the baby comes to look more like him than you - Paternity test... Naming her child after an ex isn't actually the worse case.
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easybree 10
not okay.. I wish you thought about it first before impregnating her. she seems to still be hung up on her ex and her past abusive relationship. she needs therapy and lots of it. pls keep that baby safe :(
Chazzster 32
If the baby comes to look more like him than you - Paternity test... Naming her child after an ex isn't actually the worse case.