Today, I had to make a house rule for my extended family who live with me: No more incestuous sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after coming home from a long day at work, I found out that in a house full of five adults, some rules still need to be set. The newest addition to the rules? No watching porn and jerking off in the living room. FML
Today, I got sick of my in-laws always dropping by when my husband was out. Turns out he asked them to check I didn’t have anyone there. When I confronted him, he created a new “rule”. I can either have my mother-in-law stay full time or I can stay at their house until he gets off work. No, I’ve never cheated. FML
Today, my family was discussing the new rules of the house we are moving into. They told my sister she couldn't have any boys in her room. They didn't tell me I couldn't have any girls in my room. Even my parents think I can't get a girlfriend. FML
Today, due to my parents divorcing 30 years ago, marrying other people, and giving me a handful of half siblings, I found myself in the uniquely unpleasant situation of walking in on my sister having sex with my brother. (Stop panicking, they’re not blood related to each other, work it out!) FML
Today, a guy tried to seduce me by talking about incest. FML
Today, I had to convince my parents to shut the door when they have sex. They have done this on multiple occasions. FML
Today, I had sex with my cousin's husband, multiple times. This isn’t the first time and probably won’t be the last. I'm also married but haven’t been intimate with my husband in almost a year. He and I have discussed being together openly but we know it would mess up both of our lives as well as our families. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
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L0life29 6
ok….I gotta know the story!
The_Real_Cvh 10
You killjoy you!!!
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The_Real_Cvh 10
You killjoy you!!!
L0life29 6
ok….I gotta know the story!
SirEnigM0nk 22
Sweet home Alabama/Lord I'm comin' home to you.
muddgirl12 2
why does everyone think Alabama is incest? we are not.
BurnInDemonFire 39
How's aboot "************ is supposed to be an insult, not a fact! So stop breaking the law, assholes!"?