Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has a beautiful daughter. That's cool, except she's one year old. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
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fullyhalfempty 0
You're a winner to me, Ben.
carlablob 0
wat
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Comments (104)
misha1995 0
Hi Ben, sucks for you. Oh wait, not anymore, she dumped you.
Yaggi 0
awwww
I_am_stupid_also 6
You've been holding her back for two years? That is an awful long time for just one position. Next time mix it up a little.
bene119 0
my name is ben
Spooksu 0
If she thinks that of you in her mind why would u want her as a GF. Atleast you didn't waste ur virginity on a bitch who thinks ur a loser. Hold up.
Spooksu 0
if u did ur a loser indeed
thatsoviciouS 0
Okay so you use improper English if today is her birthday then why are you usig past tense 'was' ??? No wonder she broke up with you.
mrfreak219 3
#42, Its because this website always makes you put 'Today' and 'FML' so he had to put today, but today might not have been today
andrei_btz 0
ohhh man don't worry yu will find some1 better
kirakira333 0
hello Ben :) I will be your new girlfriend and I will be much better at it ;D
MasterConan 0
hi Ben!!!!! welcome to 'get ur shit together' ville. population, u!