Smokey9
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
testacular
Plymouth, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Bad ********
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Anonymous
Waxing pubical
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
curlyisnogood
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Eddie
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Anonymous
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
cookscatastrophy
United States
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
kaycie_lynn
United States
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Top comments
herotime 7
dumb ass
JiggaJayZ 16
Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.
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bellakaykid 6
Thanks for sharing...
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Hey, I needed to know that. I was about to take a book of matches to my crotch.
JodeMiVida 13
If your house was set on fire, FYL If you alit your own pubes, YDI
koolkool994 28
If OP's house got set on fire, I'm pretty sure it would've been included in the FML too
noel_ani 0
obviously if the hair on your head is flammable then hair in other places will be too....sorry you caught your crotch on fire OP
Philliesfan9391 3
I'm still wondering how he did that! Did he drop a candle or something? How did he manage that?
futtbuck101 1
Which head?
da_cookie_monsta 1
I'm assuming that'd leave some pretty nasty burns. Lmfao, imagine op trying to explain this one.
moomoo14 0
sometimes you gotta leave those kinda questions to google hun
Madiluvsyuh98 2
don't be rude maybe it was an accident
wordnerd42 0
*Some. Blehhh.
strainer04 8
at least their entertaining!
wordnerd42 0
*Some. Blehh.
strainer04 8
love it!!
TheDrummingResul 0
Stop calling people hun... its almost like what you're saying is for their good when really you're just being a bitch.
wordnerd42 0
..I have no explanation for how my response to 27 wound up here.. Move along, nothing to see here.
barlessprison 16
Or Mythbusters.
MMachina1 0
Either this app attracts them or there really are a lot of stupid ppl out there... More than I could have ever thought!
chuckychan 8
only YOU cant prevent forest fires!
WompWompWomp123 7
Thanks for the warning. Let us know when they change the rules.
cumverg 0
I read this just as "Light My Fire" by the Doors played on my shuffle.
Tektite 14
Smart thing to do.. Next time put hair spray in your hair and try that. Is it flammable? *rolls eyes*
soulfulemo 0
why don't You try that and tell us then, hm? (;
Tektite 14
Cause I'm not stupid enough to do something so retarded. But maybe you could do the honor of that, hm? ;)
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
id really like to meet this person who spntaniously lights there pubic hair on fire .
Madiluvsyuh98 2
do u really think they did it on purpose?
androiddestroya 7
-33 well when OP is vague about something that sounds so funny, people are gonna make jokes :P calm your nips
SergeantSarcasms 4
I would too. Go firecrotches xD
cblt2007 0
so, if I light my pubes on fire, you'll meet me :D. would you help me with the preparation? and the lighting? :).
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
Quit hitting on strangers, man.
jobsman99 0
getting rid of the crabs?
danford80 0
hahaaha. wonder if he knows theres a better way. nah screw it. let him figure it out on his own