Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
Norwegian_Wood 4
This. ^^
npk88 0
Yeah, I was going to say I hope the OP died for being such an asshole moron; but then I remembered they were a smoker and will die soon anyways. Good riddance.
Adree 15
Maybe if you wouldn't put other people's health at risk a long with your own, karma wouldn't **** with you.
SunsetFever 3
Score one for karma
kniickles 0
this
TurtleHabitat 0
Be smart don't start seems to have a deeper meaning here.
katiedoll6 7
So true OP-0 Karma-1
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
Blue_Black_fml 21
She burnt her hair because she wasnt' vigilant, and possibly stupid...It is though hilariously ironic how she burnt her hair after she read the sign...It does beg the question though, how often do smokers with long hair burn their hair?
iamghostbad 0
ahem* oh hai :) I'm number 6 down there
time4coffee 3
YDI for smoking and being an ass. If it says no smoking- it's no smoking. Did your hair light on fire because you had a ton of product and hairspray in it
zuuzuu_fml 0
LOL don't bend your head then!!
iamghostbad 0
lol fail. this happens to hippies like me alot, ths why we dnt brush our hair, it hides it ;)
slmjsanders 0
Maybe that will be the "sure fire way" to know it's time to quit smoking. Unless you want to die, then go right ahead.
angry_girl 0
chuckles at sign also. **** it lights a cig too.
bnizzle 0
lights their hair on fire too.
Jrook 0
logic dictates if you catch on fire you're made of wood and therefore a witch
gigi37 0
So...we can build a bridge out of her? =D
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Are you quoting lines from MPATHG and not waiting around for my retreat? Ni! Ni!
gigi37 0
NOU...uh, No,No, No, No..NI? So have you figured out what is the capital of Assyria?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
That's not really the thing in question here. We were discussing the average air speed velocity of an unladen swallow, especially when it comes to the migratory patterns of coconuts...
ChihiruLee 0
Blue NO GREEN *aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh* What is your QUEST!
counterfit 10
OP turned me into a newt!
jasonsaied 1
um wtf? lol. did anyone else notice that everyone on fml is white?
ChihiruLee 0
We aren't white! Some of us are twinkees.
holly_fly 34
#130 No, we can make a few more "No Smoking" signs out of her!!!
Ucla_cupcake 0
Ydi for ignoring the sign.
metalmusic 0
I bet you chuckled at your scorched hair, too.
juniorsgay 0
snicker what ever ur a itch!!! I like it! haha!