Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bad ********
Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
Waxing pubical
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Sharing is caring
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Close but no cigar
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I didn't have plans on shaving my pubic hair. My girlfriend's braces thought otherwise. FML
Top comments
herotime 7
dumb ass
JiggaJayZ 16
Shouldn't ********** so fast. Hair+friction=explosions.
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iAmScrubs 19
Don't waste a perfectly good fire. Grab a weenie and roast it.
hollowgirl6 0
I love ur comments
iL0V3you 0
um.. why would you try that..?
GuitarGeek44 3
how/why exactly did you try this?
hasan_shami2013 0
what!? still!?!?
Lovelyfailure 16
Well, thanks for confirming that for me.. Lol. I don't even want to know why you decided to light up your pubes. Lol.
XxXOhHotDamnXxX 0
Faiil.
XxXOhHotDamnXxX 0
Faiil.
LemonSquish 4
Shit. The last time I lit my pubes, they shot out little fireworks. Thanks for the warning, bro.
jamesbaby 8
i am still in my head trying to figure out exactly how one does that
starsfan_9 7
BBQ lighter, high tolerance for risky activities and a low tolerance for common sense
FFPulley 9
hey now you don't have to shave it for a couple of weeks.