Today, due to a combination of boredom and a faulty hair dryer, I now have singed pubes and burned balls. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my wife left her curling iron on the bed, which was dangerous enough, but I also accidentally sat on it after my shower. Now I have a burn on the bottom of my balls, which has turned into a painful blister. FML
Today, I went into work to finish one last task, but decided to also have a fire in the pit. I grabbed the wrong can of fuel and ended up taking a fireball to the face, singed the hair on my head, arms, and I have to shave my beard off… Well, what’s left of it. FML
Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML
Today, I decided to shave my balls. When I was finished, I vacuumed up the mess on the carpet, and then the fragments of hair still on my balls. Very bad idea. FML
Today, after spending 2 years growing out my hair, rubbing in oils to make it strong and healthy so I could shave it off and donate to a cancer charity to make wigs, I had a mishap at work with a car's cracked petrol tank. I now have 2nd degree facial burns and like 90% of the hair is burned away. FML
Today, while I was shaving my nether regions, my trimmer slipped and ate a chunk out of my balls, right beside a vein. I've been bleeding on and off for an hour, and the New Skin I tried isn't able to dry quickly enough. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML
Today, I burned my butt on the heater when I tried to warm up after my shower. FML
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razi1 20
The things we do in our boredom
enddmd 27
Boredom combined with anything never ends well.
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razi1 20
The things we do in our boredom
GodPart2 20
Gives 'smoked nuts' a whole new meaning!
niallo 23
I have to admit, I've Never been that bored.
halcyondaze 11
I love how your pro pic is the xx
thatssomia 12
please get a scrabble board...
koreamaniac101 7
#7 Had 69 Likes, how fitting.
Lunasis 14
sir that's not the intended use!
enddmd 27
Boredom combined with anything never ends well.
Traitoro 9
Boredom has led to MANY revelations and amazing ideas throughout history. Look up Vsauce on YouTube and look for his boredom video.
Welshite 40
At least your pubes are nice and straightened now. Girls love that.
Pleonasm 36
Girls like looking at the penile equivalent of a shaggy dog?
Welshite 40
Well I've never gotten any complaints. They call the Shaggy Dog rather adorable, and will sometimes tie a pretty pink bow on.
Pleonasm 36
I guess I could understand it, if they have this whole grooming/conformation show fetish.
kozzard 17
Gives "Best in Show" a new, disturbing, meaning
asparagus12 21
Brazilian blowout!
hamzor 5
Now plait your pubes out of boredom.
Simbaby 23
Boredom and curiosity doesn't go well together.
ChristianH39 30
Boredom, curiousity, and heat sources REALLY don't go well together
Marlee141717 9
Boredom and anything dont go very well together. Hope it it heals quickly!
BirdieCurls 25
#6... see #2 for verification.
feven 32
Ouch....
Pentium_4 27
you could have just rubbed one out like a normal bored guy
Pat77235 8
Blow drying your pubic hair: not cool
J3R3MYY 14
I'm sorry but that was a bad pun
botanistjessica 24
I thought it was pretty funny
jigglypuff34 16
Next time read a book when you're bored.
Marley_000 14
Might I recommend; "How to be lovely: the Audrey Hepburn way of life"
illegalbeagle69 23
50 shades of burnt scrotum..
CorpsmanUp88 21
I'm sure everyone will deny it but we all have all done something like this in extreme boredom.
Pleonasm 36
I don't know about you but I haven't burned my balls in boredom yet. Usually just jack off or play games. Maybe I should spice things up, try both at the same time.