Today, I walked into Jamba Juice like I do every day. I decided to order something different than I usually do, and was flattered when the cashier recognized me. Then he switched places with another employee, and from the back room I heard, "Hey, ugly's back again." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
Today, I was walking to work and saw three guys sitting at a table outside. One of the guys looks at me and says to his friends, "That's the girl that works at the grocery store. She replaced the hot chick." The other two guys glared at me. FML
Today, I was at the store when I ran into an old friend from high school. He didn't recognize me at first, but when I told him who I was, he instantly shouted "Oh! Yeah! The fat chick from Mr. H's class!" FML
Today, I walked into a coffee shop where I always flirt with the cute barista who I think likes me, and confidently told her I'd have "the usual." She just stared at me blankly and said, "I have literally never seen you before in my life." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I walked to Starbucks. On the way a homeless guy asked me for change and I lied and said I had no money. On my way back, Strawberry Frappuccino in hand, the same guy recognized me. He followed me for 3 blocks, swearing and yelling at me. FML
Today, I went to the Asian Grocery. I politely smiled, bellowed, “Hello!” and kind of waved to the cashier as I walked in, to which he gave me a blank, scared-for-his-life kinda look. Turns out he was actually just another customer. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML
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jair_lhao 0
aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol
intensitive 11
Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.
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Comments (60)
jair_lhao 0
aww they Nickname you that means they care<3 you're there friend now lol
elizabeth713 8
*nicknamed *their
elishaax 0
Lmfao xD Fyl
craze189 0
sorry you had 2 hear that. that had to hurt a bit, so yeah, FYL.
jair_lhao 0
cool I was number 1 that was unexpected lol
containsnosoy 0
Damn, it's not your day. Not only did you not mention anything about the FML in the rush to be #1, but you're actually #4. Better luck next time!
crzyry 6
Ummmm, he was number 1 and number 4 and his first message was about the Fml... It would appear you are the one having the bad day. Jmho
containsnosoy 0
Ouch, time to find a new addiction.
containsnosoy 0
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ffmmllyaya 0
containnosoy also containnobrain
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
So, how did you know they were talking about you? It sucks when people call you ugly but it sucks even more when you're the kind of person who thinks that everything that happens in your vicinity is aimed at you. Then you're just feeling sorry for yourself. Believe it or not, looks aren't that important. Being happy and showing it to the people around you makes you a lot more attractive than looking hot and bitching all the time.
Towelie_31 0
thats a lie...
mattis78 0
Agreed #9
CyclonePsycho 1
No, #9's right. Hot bitchy people are irritating to be around. Though, hot nice people have a one-up on ugly nice people I'm afraid.
amy397123 0
I agree with the first half of your statement #9.
RandomGuy1234 0
Agreed. For it is the circle of life
E40_fml 0
Dump your drink on him when they hand it to you.
intensitive 11
Being as Jamba Juice is a large franchise, you have the option of writing to the company to complain.